Sword Art Online x Deadpool Male Reader

Is this a Chapter?

This is the story of everyone's favorite hero, Deadpool. He was everyone's friendly neighborhood mercenary. What's more, he was popular with the girls. Today, he starts his new journey as he enters a-

Diamond: "No."

Y/N: "Oh come on, Author. It sounds like an awesome story. Plus I love videogames. I had my own game once."

He was currently on the phone with the Author.

Diamond: "I don't like the idea of making a Deadpool story. Who knows how many times you're going to break the Fourth wall. It's bad enough with Neptune doing it."

Y/N: "You still sore about that whole Donna incident?"

Diamond: "That's not the point, Deadpool. I have to pay a lot of money just for flex tape."

Y/N: "Don't you break it too?"

Diamond: "Only for the sake of the plot. Like I said, the answer is no. I'm not doing a story about you. Goodbye."

After that phone beeps.

Y/N: "Seriously?! People would have loved that. Think about the readers."

Ryan: "Aren't we the reader?"

Nolan: "Maybe our speech wasn't high enough. Like in Fallout."  

The voices that Y/N heard in his head.

Y/N: "Zip it, you two! I have one way I can convince him."

He got out a trigger and pressed the button. An explosion was heard from a distance.

Nolan: "Ohhh. Great idea!"

His phone rings and he picks up and answers it.

Y/N: "This is Deadpool."

Diamond: "Deadpool, Heh heh, Hey! Remember when I said, no about your story? You know I was just kidding about that, right? I really meant yes. I would happy to make a story about Deadpool. In fact I'm working on it right now."

Y/N: "See, I knew you'd see reason. When will it get started?"

Diamond: "You'll be getting something at your door soon. I know you'll love it. I gotta go. I'm a very busy guy. Talk to you soon, Deadpool. Oh god, I need to put this fire out."

The phone hangs up once again.

Y/N: "Isn't the author great? I bet he wanted to do this from the start."

Ryan: "Or maybe it's because of the explosion you caused."

Y/N: "Shh."

Nolan: "How long till it comes? I can't stand the waiting."

Y/N: "I know. I'll call a few friends of mine. I can tell them all about my story, Diamond is making."

He picked up the phone again and pressed a few buttons. After waiting a few seconds, he got a response.

Wolverine: "What is it?"

Y/N: "Wolvie, my man! How's it hanging? Did you know that we're making a-"

Wolverine: "Deadpool. I told you before not to use this number. Now stop calling me!"

The call ended as the phone beeps.

Y/N: "After everything we've been through together, he hung up on me. *Sniff* Well okay, I'll call back later. Alright, let's try someone else."

He pressed a few more buttons on his phone.