Hey, it's me. Deadpool! The Merc with a Mouth and this is about me and my crazy adventures through an online game. It's also suppose to be a death game but whatever. I'm sure it'll work out. Luckily I ran into so many hot babes! Did I mentioned that...
The first thing Y/N had to do was to create his avatar. But he didn't bother messing with it so he just wanted to get straight to the game. But it wasn't letting him for some reason.
Y/N: "Come on! I want to play!"
Nolan: "Maybe, you need to press it harder."
Y/N: "That's what I'm doing!"
Ryan: "Have you tried reading what it says?"
Y/N: "Let's see... Oh! I haven't put in my name yet."
Ryan: "Well we can't leave it as blank."
Nolan: "But that would be cool. We could be a nameless character! Or we could be called blank, like that one anime we watched!"
Y/N: "Nope. We're going with Deadpool as always."
He typed in the name and clicked OK. He waited for a minute until he saw that the name was not acceptable.
When was he done with the name setup, he logged into the game. Y/N looked around him and was in the center of a city.
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Y/N: "Here we are. The beginning of our wonderful story of Deadpool! Going into the online game called Sword Art Online. Since it's a video game, you certainly can't die in it."
Ryan: "Why does it feel like we're jinxing something?"
Nolan: "Shh, Don't ruin his speech."
Y/N: "As our very first quest of Deadpool, the first thing we'll do is-"
Time Skip
Y/N: "(Groan) Grinding..." He said, annoyed as he shot and killed a boar.
He turned to the screen.
Y/N: "Hey Author, can't you do a time skip at a better spot?!"
There were more aggressive pigs charging at him.
Y/N: "More? Alright. Tonight, we shall have pork!"
He got his swords out and slashed each one of them.
???: "I like the suit. Is it part of a preorder?"
??? 2: "No, I preordered myself. It didn't come with that."
