Red Dead Royal

Chapter 33: Abercrombie's Prank

Welcome back for more of Red Dead Royal and in our last chapter that Ghostwolf and Havana has become friends after their long rival conflict, but decide to the past between them and Ghostwolf meet the prankster Abercrombie who wants to prank the Queen. Would she succeed? Find out now. Enjoy.
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Royal Garden

Queen Elizabeth POV

I was able to finally have a break from been a secretary ship and now I have Suffolk rubbing my shoulder while Warspite is offering me tea.

QE(happy): "Finally I can relax!"

Warspite: "Your majesty. this is most unladylike."

Suffolk(happy): "Dew Yew keep a troshin, yer majesty."

QE: "Since I have to do my servant's work, but with Ghostwolf's help then it is making my life easier, but I still get things that needs to be done with."

Warspite: "While I sympathize, there are yet still some matters to attend to and also Ghostwolf can't help us all the time since he has children now."

QE(tired): "Yes, of course. Just one more cup and we'll head back. When one is overworked, there truly is no better choice than sweet black tea."

I start to drink the tea, but all the sudden I spew it out cause this isn't tea; it is coffee.

QE: "What is this? Coffee?"

???: "HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

???(happy): "Victory! I pulled it off!"

QE: "This is your doing Abercrombie?"

Suffolk(disappointed): "Abercrombie, yew in't ortera dun it! Playin pranks on her majesty! T'in't right!"

Abercrombie didn't listen and decide to grab her breast for all of sudden.

Abercrombie: "Wow, Miss Suffolk really has some big tits on her, don't she? Guess it's time to make my escape."

While Suffolk was screaming; Abercrombie try to escape, but caught by someone.

???: "I think someone pulled her little coffee trick." It was Lady Hood

Hood: "Naughty naughty, Abercrombie."

Abercrombie: "Oh! Auntie Hood! Good Day!"

I'm glad Hood grab that little bugger and not it is time for me to teach her a lesson after ruin my tea time.

QE: "Really now! Your love of pranks has become most troublesome!"

Abercrombie: "I'm sorry! It's just... It's just they're funny! Oh, say, your majesty, isn't a secretary ship's work really busy?"

QE(praising): "Why yes, of course. I'm running positively ragged! I'm so painfully busy, I wish someone else could do it for me, but alas no one can fill these shoes, but at least I have Ghostwolf to help me with my work."

Abercrombie(happy): "Wait! Waaiit! That sounds fun! Let me fill in for you secretary ship!"

QE(shock): "You want to be a secretary ship?"

Abercrombie(happy): "Trust me!"

QE(worry): "Someone like you couldn't possibly handle my secretarial duties! The very notion is absurd!  Are you having a laugh!(lie) Being secretary ship is positively grueling. You rise at four and don't sleep until 2, with nary a break between. You spend the whole day working on the..."

Warspite: "Don't lie to the poor girl."

Abercrombie: "I can handle it! How do I start?"

QE(angry): "You don't have a recommendation so it's not even possible!"