Alex: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Levi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Alex: Okay, truth or dare?
Levi: Truth
Alex: How many hours have you slept this week?
Levi:
Levi: ...Dare
Alex: Go to bed.
Levi: I don’t like this game.
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Alex: Okay, help me please!
Levi: Got two words for you.
Alex: I bet they won't be helpful.
Levi: Your problem.
Alex: I was right
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Alex: Hey Levi can I get a sip of your water?
Levi: It's not water.
Alex: Vodka, I like your style!
Levi: It's vinegar.
Alex: Wh-Wha-
Levi: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Alex: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Levi: I do have a sense of humor you know
Alex: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Levi: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Alex: How do I deal with my enemies?
Levi: Kill them
Alex: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Levi: Kill them only a little?
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Alex, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Levi: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Alex: Levi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Levi: Well of course I have.
Levi: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Levi: It's boring.
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Alex: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Levi:
Levi: Alex, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Alex: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Alex: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Levi: You mean literally or figuratively?
Alex: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Alex: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Levi: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Alex: Top 30 reasons why Alex is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Levi: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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Alex: You're right.
Levi: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Alex: How petty can you get?
Levi: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Alex, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Levi: But – that’s just a trash can.
Alex: It sure is!
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Alex: I was arrested for being too cool.
Levi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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*Alex and Levi skipping stones on lake*
Alex: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Levi, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Alex: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Levi: That's why I carry two swords.
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