Chapter 10. Wow so kind and helpful

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Chapter 10. Wow so kind and helpful

Recap
Shut yo goofy ass up voices. We then went to rob a few more houses.
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Theseus POV

We finally arrived home and i went up to my room. It was getting difficult transporting my dogs one by one. So i decided to be smart and make a platform on my balcony that i could use to bring my dogs up and down from my room
I'm sure it wouldn't be THAT hard. I started getting to work and getting my materials. I needed rope and wood and something to keep it all together. So i went off to find metal and i borrowed a hammer from Kenz. I remembered a design i saw on Pinterest when we had internet but since it's slow, really laggy and super hard to get a signal from here in this forest area I couldn't look for it because i didn't save it.
Anyway i was hammering something onto a really thick branch near the balcony i built. I don't suggest going on it for long since it's unstable but what the heck it's a balcony. I bet at least half of our houses are unstable. It would've probably been hard enough making a shelter on the ground but we decided fuck no let's make our homes in TREES. I mean Oliver and Gust made their own home. How hard could it be? We said. Not that hard. That's what she said.
I was trying to bend a metal into a hook like the one in Rapunzel. I just needed like fire or something to bend it. Also heat protection gloves that i don't know what they're called. I got of the thick branch i was on and hopped onto the balcony carefully. I needed to go ask if anyone had the stuff i needed for the thing i was making.
I already had enough rope to use that was tied to something on my wall. I spoke to everyone and NO ONE HAD HEAT PROTECTION GLOVES AND A MINI FIRE THING. I was on my way to McKenzie's home when I heard Gust and Oliver talking. I'm chismoso so I stopped to listen.
"So what do you think about the new guys Oliver?" Oh that must be Gust. I can't really see when who talking because I'm behind the wall and i can only see the back of Gust's head. Also Oliver had a mask. "They're okay, I can tolerate them" Oliver spoke. "Do you like any of them?" Gust asked. "...Gust where's this coming from?" Oliver asked back.
"Well i mean some of them are kind of attractive you know li-like uhmmm uhhh-" Gust was stuttering a lot. "Do you like the McKenzie girl?" Oliver asked. I put my hand over my mouth to stop a gasp. "Noooooo- why would I?" Gust tried to seem chill he obviously wasn't. "Well uh I BET YOU LIKE ONE OF THEM HA!" Gust yelled.
"Yeah so?" Oliver said very calmly. "Oh i thought-I didn't think you'd actually...You feel things towards others?" I tried not to laugh and it was pretty hard. (That's what she said) "Wait which one do you like?" Gust questioned. I was intrigued now who does Oliver like hmmm. It couldn't be me he hates me! He just made out with me casually a few chapters back because we frenemies no big de-
"Theseus"

... (The men were too stunned to speak)

"I thought you hated him?" Gust asked confused. I was shookth myself I thought he hated me too! "I don't hate him, he's cute just odd it intrigues me I'm not sure" I blushed and gasped a bit too loudly. They stopped talking. So i did what any normal person would do.
Talk in a high pitched voice to impersonate Lia and say "I gotta tell Theseus and McKenzie!" While running away. They'll never suspect a thing. Now i must get to McKenzie's home before they realize it was me. I hid behind the house of Stevie (the house of Gucci) and waited a bit. Then i booked it to McKenzie's house.
(POV CHANGE WEEEEEEWOOOOO)
Oliver's POV
One of Theseus friends are gonna tell him I like him fuck. They're also gonna tell the McKenzie girl Gust likes him too but who cares this is about me right now. I'm supposed to be the one that doesn't care! Gust is the idiot that feels things not me!
"Yo Oliver it's okay if Theseus knows you like him, Then you can get a bitch!" I elbowed Gust in the gut.
He groaned but I didn't care. I recognize the annoying high pitched voice! I turned the corner to see no one but the girl named Stevie outside her home on her patio sitting on a beach chair we got at one of the houses we raided. She had a book out but i didn't care to check what it was called and ran to Lia's home.
I busted down the door and saw her laying on her unfinished bed. "Oh hey Oliv-AGH" I choked her. "If you tell Theseus I like him i will kill you" Lia looked at me confused and blue. It looked like she was trying to tell me something so I loosened my grip on her throat. "*Takes deep breath* YOU LIKE THESEUS???" Lia screeched.
I face palmed and Gust walked in. "Dude what the fuck, why are you choking Lia?" He asked while i dropped Lia on the floor. She was squealing. "YOU LIKE MY BESTIEEEEEEEEEE" If she didn't shut up I'd throw her off the balcony to make her shut up. "Wait you weren't the one spying on us?" I asked the still squealing Lia.
"Why would I spy on you guys?" She asked.

~Time skip~

"So you'll help me and Gust get together with Theseus and McKenzie right?" I asked Lia. "Of course!" She responded. "Yay I'm gonna get together with McKenzie!" Gust excitedly cheered.
"What if Theseus doesn't like me?" I asked. "Too damn bad search for another person" Lia responded. "Wow so kind and helpful" I said rolling my eyes. "I know right!?"

{To be continued}
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