Remy's POV
Me and Sid had managed to make Shawn upset again. "That's why you're fat." Sid stated. "Are you fucking kidding me?!" Shawn exclaimed, making me and Sid laugh. "It's the truthhhh." Sid said. "I mean..he's not wrong." I agreed. Shawn then turned his full attention on me. We gained eye contact before he reached for a conveniently placed bat next to the steps. Sid took off running one way so I ran the other. Now normally, Shawn would leave me be, but this time, he didn't. He ran after me, causing me to scream. To be honest, I didn't really know where the rest of the band was. I couldn't remember if they were outside or the basement, so I just ran downstairs, hoping that they were done there to help. But..much to my dismay, they weren't.. so now I was stuck downstairs with a maniac clown. As he walked down the last step, I walked into the couch.
"Hey wassup bestie.. how've you been..?" I asked. Shawn just looked me up and down before responding.
"Im not gonna tell you that, but I can tell how you're gonna be in a couple seconds." Shawn replied. I gulped, and then jumped on the other side of the couch. Now we were separated by only a couch. This bitch was gonna be the end of me, after all, he had a fucking bat.
"Where you gonna go?" Shawn asked. As I looked around, if I could get him on the side of the couch, I could take the chance to run up.
"Uh..well..you see.. Remember how much of besties we are?? Like girl bosses for real.. hah.." I said. He just gave me a "really" look. "Uh..cmon man be cool!" I said. He shook his head.
I sighed and tried to move on the other side of the couch. He suddenly jumped at me, making me scream and immediately back up. He took that opportunity to try and grab me, but thankfully I ducked and headed for the stairs. You could hear him curse and follow me up the stairs. Since the guys weren't done there, they had to be outside. So I then ran out the screen door and ran towards them. "Woah woah woah, calm down there kiddo, what's up?" Corey asked. I just hugged him and stood behind me. It wasn't long before Shawn ran out, scanning for me.
"Where the hell is Remy?" Shawn asked. "Why? What'd she do?" Corey asked. "The motherfucker called me a fatass!" Exclaimed Clown. The others muffled laughter.
"It's not fucking funny, now where the hell is she?!" He asked. They all shrugged. Clown started to look at Corey, and then the area surrounding him. "Hey Cor? How bout ya move?" He asked.
"Why would I do that?" He asked. "Because. Just wanna make sure some dumbass ain't behind you." Shawn stated.
"Yea I'm good man." Corey replied. Shawn narrowed his eyes. "Yo clown, cmon man let's just go play COD or something." Chris suggested. "No! Not until I fucking beat the bitch!" Shawn said.
"Dude, she's 14." Jim said. "I don't give two shits James, plus, I'd make it fair..just because she's that young." Shawn said.
I decided to do something stupid, which would be to run back inside the house. I figured I would try and find Sid. I could hear Shawn running after me. "Oh you bitch..you know you're not gonna get far right?!" Shawn asked. I ran upstairs, almost getting grabbed by him. I ran upstairs and into my room, locking the door behind me. But as soon as I did that, I realized I fucked up. There's a key on top of every door frame, so he would easily be able to unlock it. I could hear laughing outside my door and the knob wiggling.
But then, no one came in, in fact, the door knob stopped wiggling. I got confused because once Shawn is dedicated to something, he never backs down. There were footsteps leading away from the door, but then they returned.
"Alright Remy, here's the deal. You come out now, and we'll be fine! However, just like last time, you don't come out and I won't give you mercy. Your call." Shawn called from the other side. I walked up to the door and slightly creaked it open, just enough for me to see him.
"Ok sooo...can you maybe not hurt meeee-?" I asked. "Oh no, we're gonna have a fight, whether it be fair or not." Clown said. I whined. "But clownnnn...be cool. I thought you were cool." I said.
He suddenly kicked open the door and I screamed. "Whatcha tryna say?" He asked. "I uh..uh nothing! I just meant that..you..you are the best..clown that ever existed! Yeaaa!!" I said. He narrowed his eyes at me.
"If you're trying to say that I'm not cool, you should really check yourself first." He said. I gasped. "How dare you!" I exclaimed. "Well it's true." He said. "Yknow what?! Drop the bat! We are gonna fight!" I said. "Oh yea?" "Yea! And I'm gonna win!" I said. He threw down the bat.
"You get first punch then." He said. "Oh..we're doing punches..?" I asked. He smiled and nodded. 'Fuck' I thought. I kinda froze. "Well?" Shawn asked, clearing impatient. I just built up enough courage and kicked him straight in the balls, making him gasp and hold his crotch.
"You didn't just do that.." He mumbled. I took that opportunity to tackle him to the ground, pinning him on the floor. He growled and pushed me off him, then pinning me to the ground. "You're so dead!" He said. I smiled and lifted my leg, kneeing him in his gut.
Soon, some confused Sid walked in. "Uh. Hi." He greeted. Neither me or Shawn replied, but Shawn out his hands on my throat, choking me. Sid didn't say anything either, so he just left, probably not wanting to get his ass beat.
"You're so lucky you're a kid, because if not I'd have you bleeding." He said. I tried to get his hands off my throat, but it didn't work. My struggles made him smile. "I'll..I'll kill you!" I muttered.
"First you gotta get my hands off ya throat, ya dumbass." He said. He was still choking me, but I could still easily breathe. I know he could never actually hurt me, as I'm basically his kid. He laughed again.
"Let's make a deal, you apologize and I'll stop." He suggested. "I'm sorry.." I muttered. "Huh? Couldn't hear you." He smiled. "Oh you heard me jerk!" I yelled.
"Is that sass I'm hearing?" He asked. I sighed and shook my head. "Mhm. Now say sorry." "I'm sorry." I said. He smiled and let go. "See, was that so hard?" He asked as i stood up.
I flipped him off. "You wanna be an ass and I'll actually strangle you." He said. I held my hands up like I was innocent, which I clearly wasn't. Eventually, he pulled me into a hug and ruffled my hair.
"Yknow I love ya kiddo." He said. "Yea, im aware." I replied. He poked at my sides a bit, making me squirm. "But next time imma beat you." He said. "Uh huh, like you could ever live with that." I said.
"Oh im sure I could, as long as it was a fair fight, that is." He said. I sighed and continued hugging him. "Big scary meanie Clown." I said, making him laugh a bit and hug me tighter.
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FanfictionWhen a lonely, abandoned 13 year old Remy finally gives up hope of being adopted, THEY show up... Warnings: Mentions of S/H Alcohol use Cursing