(crossposted on 12/15/2022)
Pre-chapter notes:
Usernames reference:
The Meme Team:
Memelord Supreme - Fukase
eats dirt - Oliver
Gr0wl - Flower
USB_Cord - Piko
Kagameme/banana - Len
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Birthday Planning
12:30 PM
Gr0wl: We have a problem
Gr0wl: We have t-minus 3-ish DAYS.
clown: i may have an idea
clown: my brother knows someone who may be able to help
banana: you have a brother???
clown: yeah and a sister
clown: we ended up each working with different companies though
clown: long story
clown: but anyway
clown: so you know how oliver has mentioned that his brother apparently is in a group chat of his own
Gr0wl: Yeah???
clown: brb gonna go ask if i can add one of his friends here
Gr0wl: ...
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12:45 PM
DMs (Memelord Supreme, ARSEloid)
Memelord Supreme: ayo can i add a friend of yours to a gc?
ARSEloid: who
Memelord Supreme: y'know
Memelord Supreme: #1 Wingwoman
ARSEloid: why
Memelord Supreme: emergency party planning help
ARSEloid: ...i'll go ask
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The Cool Squad
12:50 PM
buttloid: [@Android Girl]
buttloid: my little brother needs your help on something
Android Girl: ?
buttloid: all he told me is that it's "emergency party planning help" related
Android Girl: Okay, I think I can help! ^_^
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1:00 PM
DMs (Memelord Supreme, ARSEloid)
ARSEloid: ok she said she'd help
Memelord Supreme: nice
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Birthday Planning
1:05 PM
clown: good news
clown: the cavalry is scheduled to arrive
SF-A2 has joined the chat
Gr0wl: Fukase, when you said you were gonna bring in a friend to help
Gr0wl: I DID NOT EXPECT THIS
banana: ...?
Gr0wl has changed one nickname
iNSaNiTY: Oh, this is the song most people remember my voice from
iNSaNiTY: Nice choice!
Gr0wl: Anyway
Gr0wl: We need help
Gr0wl: We have no idea what to do for an anniversary party
Gr0wl: See, we need to come up with something for a friend
clown: at least, friend-level for most the friend group, but more than that for you
Gr0wl: Shut up, Fukase
iNSaNiTY: Lemme think of something real quick!
clown: this was a good idea
iNSaNiTY: Well, in theory, this "friend" is pretty humble, right?
clown: well considering he's been coping with not getting updates, i'd say he's used to it
iNSaNiTY: Then I would reccommend something simple, nothing too extravagant.
Gr0wl: Thank you
iNSaNiTY: No problem!
iNSaNiTY: After all, friends help eachother!
iNSaNiTY: (especially when about 6 years ago a certain kuudere friend was seriously pining for a certain V2 and said V2 reciprocated the pining and it was painful as hell for everyone who knew them, even the V2's OWN SISTER, to watch these idiots not realize they liked eachother :/ )
clown: DAMN, CALLED OUT
Gr0wl: ...Well played, Miki. Well played.
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Post-chapter notes:
Ah yes, Miki, #1 Wingwoman, and master of passive-aggressive callouts.
Additional usernames:
The Cool Squad:
ARSEloid/buttloid - Arsloid
SF-A2/Android Girl/iNSaNiTY - Miki
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Idiots in a groupchat
HumorFukase makes a groupchat. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? (Spoiler: A lot. A lot can go wrong.) (Crossposted from AO3 on 11/23/2022)
