☆ 𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ☆ ( 𝙆𝙉𝙔 )

👺ʂσɱҽ υρρҽɾɱσσɳʂ x ιɾʅ ɾҽαԃҽɾ.😰

gєияє - яєαℓℓу иσтнιиg, נυѕт ѕσмє fяιєи∂ѕ ι gυєѕѕ?

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 - 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬, 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.

ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ - ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ ᴋɴʏ x ɪʀʟ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ.
(ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳⁿᵉᵘᵗʳᵃˡ/ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳᶠˡᵘⁱᵈ/ⁿᵒⁿ-ᵇⁱⁿᵃʳʸ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ.)

𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮~ 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸𝚛𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚗𝚢 𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛/𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍, 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗 1/2/3/6. 𝙼𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏.
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☆3rd Pov☆

Like any lazy weeb, you went to watch the new season of 'demon slayer' on your Tv, while reading the manga on your phone.

You simp for most of uppermoons, but you knew those fuckers won't come to life.
As you kept listening to Uzui voice, bragging about his wives in the background.

While reading the very same anime manga, reading the part where your favorite mist hashira get his booty clap by his grandaddy. (Sound strange than it was suppose too.)

You nearly cried as Sanemi, cries about his brother death.
(Was I the only one, who literally cried they're balls out after I saw the sudden touching sibling moments?)

A strom was raging outside, as you sigh to yourself.
(Another day in Ohio.)

Your hand dig through the empty chip packaging, you groan more not wanting to move from you comfy spot.

But you were starving for food, you need to kill some weight tomorrow you thought to yourself.

As your lazy ass got up, placing your phone on the coffee table.
Heading straight to the kitchen, looking for new snacks.
With a sudden lightening shook the house, also causing the lights to flicker off before turning back on.

You shrugs before grabbing some bag of chips, heading back to lounge.

"What is this!" You heard some voices in you weeb spot.

As you drop you bags of chips, and grab a your broom.

While you jump out of the kitchen, to confront the intruders.

"By the lord Jesus christ, I'll send you to hell." You screamed as you hit the intruder, for only the broom to broke.

"Ara ara~ look at this little pretty meal." Your eyes widened, as you face the intruders.
It was the FUCKING UPPERMOOONS!!, 'Shit shit SHIT! I didn't want to see god so early.' As you got down on your knees and started praying forgiveness.

"Uhh- what are they doing?"

"God if you hear my confession, I will stop being lazy also being a weeb.
I'll stop doing bad things, if you let me just see another day please god."
As tears flow down your close eyes.