Oxford Bailey

It Is Born

The specimen was birthed in a hospital in its home country, New Zellyziggyzaynnylegofunland (No, you cannot shorten the name it's an insult to their nations history, culture, and pride). It's parents an absent father and uncaring mother.

For who else could've named a child such a thing.

The specimen was birthed rather quickly as an hour in labor the mother started asking for abortion costs and, as if the infant had heard it's life in danger, it wriggled out of its carriers womb. (This can happen I know because I am a doctor).

Orange.
The baby is orange, actually orange, like for realsies orange all over, a creature covered in orange fur with the only hints of being sentient being it's beady eyes and ghastly newborn cries.
"No way"
"It just can't be"
"The genes, the genes"
"Is it possible they still exist"
"The forbidden tomes secrets were true"
The nurses rampant murmurs filled the room

The mother takes her first look at it.

"Oh em gee what is that nasty yucky ew ew ew fuzzy sleazy yuck yuck rancid pee smelling ogre looking orange orange colored ginger queasy poopoo rat buttface piss gargling mucky icky doodoo thing"

Immediately recovering due to her immense disgust, she grabbed the newborn and tossed it in a nearby hazardous waste disposal bin.
"Guess it worked out, cheaper than getting it aborted that's for sure."
As she began to leave the room a nurse runs up to her with a sheet.

"Sorry for the trouble ma'am, but I still need you to fill out some details for the birth certificate of the whatchamichallit. I can fill in most of it with hospital database but I still need you to pick a name for, uh, that."

"O for orange,
X for Xpecially yucky.
F for 'fire fire kill it with fire.'
O again for Orange to the second power.
R for rancid piss smelling.
And D for Daniel, that was my fathers name."

"I've got it, thank you very much Ms.Bailey. I hope you come stay at our fine establishment once again."

"And I hope you come visit my apartment so I can shred your arteries with a kitchen knife."

And so the creature was given name.

Oxford.

Oxford Bailey. (💀)