A Kitty and a Wolfy (Mystery x Werewolf Cookie)

Feast Hour

Mystery walked out of his cardboard box in a grimey ugly ass alleyway and decided it was time to find the nearest trash can to feast, so he left Mago (his best friend) in the box and made his way to a yummy little garbage pile.

"Omg the yum yummerz pile!1!!" He said, rummaging through the endless bags of random ass shit people threw out, finding a rather large can that seemed unopened.

"Ooh Ooh! Score, score! Mystery has found a score!" He shouted, aggressively opening the can as quickly as possible only to be greeted by what seemed a dog a quarter of his size within which turned into a small....man? Cookie?

"God fucking damn it piece of shit, it's something inedible"  he screamed, awakening the...thing he found.

"Hey bitch wtf are you doing waking me up?" It said.

"Oh, uh, fuck, sorry I was looking for food." Mystery replied.

"Yeah, ok reasonable" it said.

"Um...sooo, it doesn't look very fun in that can" Mystery said.

"It really isn't" it replied. 

"Doooo....you maybe wanna come with me and hide in like, my coat or something?" Mystery offered.

The thing sat still and went into a thinking-like position.

"Sure, why not? I got nothing to lose.." it agreed, with Mystery proceeding to pick it out of the can and put it into his coat pocket, all snug and tight.

"So, what's your name musty man?" Mystery asked.

"...Werewolf cookie..., how about you, grape bitch?" Werewolf said.

"Mystery is my name" he replied.

Mystery kept on walking while werewolf tried getting comfortable in his little pocket space, both their tummies rumbling.

"I'm really hungry, got any food you ugly toe fungus bitch?" Werewolf said.

"Nah, I'm too broke for that shit" Mystery replied

"Aw damn." Werewolf said

"Hey wait, hoo hoo, there's a person there we could mug for money!" Mystery whispered to Werewolf, to which he nodded in agreement, hiding in his pocket after they whispered a plan to eachother. 

Mystery purposefully bumped into the person, enraging them while werewolf jumped out the pocket and going into the strangers, grabbing their wallet.

"Hey! Watch it you cocksucker!" The stranger said after scoffing, glaring at Mystery after walking by.

Werewolf's little pattering feet could barely be heard as he made his way back to the warm pocket of his friend. 

"Alright bitch I got the goods, now let's go eat like kings!" He yelled, as mystery picked him up and placing him in his little space, walking to a nearby pub.