Peter and the smushed bread

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I walked home today after convincing dad to let me this once, dad was very protecting of me as you can image being one of Tony Starks daughter (yes Morgan is in here cuz who wouldn't want her in here she's a angel) but we all know Peter was following me home upon dads orders. I stopped at the house hearing Jarvis's voice. "Welcome home Miss Stark" "Hello Jarvis..." I waited for Jarvis to correct himself but that never came so I corrected him myself "Jarvis.... what did I say about calling me Miss Stark, Please call me Y/N" Jarvis then spoke "I'm so sorry Miss S- Y/N!" "It's ok but I'm gonna go inside now" "Of course Y/N" I walked into the house and Into my room saying hello to the avengers "HELLO FELLOW HUMANSSSSS"  


(you looked like this)


ur arms look like this

ur arms look like this

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ur legs

ur legs

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ur fit

ur drink/ mood

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ur drink/ mood

Thats what u look like lol

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Thats what u look like lol



everyone looked at me like I should be in a mental asylum but for the record I should be in one. Thor walked in saying "Where is the pop-of-tarts?" I then looked at him giving him the same look the rest of the avengers gave me, "wat did I do?" Thor then said. I bursted into laughter at the mention of his "pop-of-tarts" I replied with "There in the cabinets behind the cereal" calming down. "Thanks but why was every one looking at you like you should in a mental asylum?" "BECAUSE OF THIS" (you transform into the monster hoodie idk what to call it we gonna call ut HeE HeE bItCh MonStErrRrRR) 

 "...." "HhEeeee hEeeeeee" Peter then walked in "I didn't know you were Michael Jackson" he said laughing. "HEE HEE HOW DID U NOT KNOW THIS WHO DO YOU SEE EVERY DAY HEE HEE" Peter was laughing so hard he couldn't even reply "HEE HEE HUH HEE HEE" he soon calmed down and I ran to my room Peter running after me "HEE HEE GET OFF OF ME HEEE HEEEE" Peter had tackled me "STOWPPPP" "NEVER" he then thew me on the bed and began to tickle me "STOWPPPPP" "NO" "PAYBACK!!!!" "for whattttt" he then stopped "For stealing meh samich" (note yes I meant to spell it like that he said "samich" kk) I had stole his samich yesterday since they didn't have my fav Peters was my second so why not annoy him and steal his even though I could just by a new one that was just a bonus.



571 WORDS WOO HOO I WANTED MORE BUT IM LAZY


read plz: 

next chapter has some real teaaaaa about liz

little bonus to make up for a short chapter


liz has entered the chat

liz: heyyyy

y/n: fuck off

Peter: y/n be nice!

y/n: why?

mj: oh shit, stuff about to go down

ned: frrrrr

Peter has priv chatted y/n

Peter: CUZ I LIKE HER

y/n: And I don't simple enough 

Peter: just please be niceeeee

y/n: fine

done!

EVERY CHAPTER GONNA HAVE THISSSSSS


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