The sexy secretary

Chapter 1

"The number you are trying to reach is not available......." Ah,Susan if I catch you I go kill you

I knew i shouldn't have trusted her when she said she was gonna come pick me from the airport, idiot must have forgotten I'm even suppose to arrive today

Anyway,I gotta take videos and pics for my friends back home

"Che diavolo" (what the hell),a man hissed behind me,, I turned back with my eyes wide as saucers, damn he's hot just like the coffee I spilled on him......fuvk,I spilled coffee on him

"I'm sorry,I didn't mean to I wasn't watching where I'm going"

"Of course,you were not, I'm going to miss my meeting cause of you, what a good way to start the day"Ok I wasn't even interested in all the shit he was muttering

"Please where did you get the coffee"

"Huh?"

"The coffee, where did you get it, I want to buy"

"........."

Umm did I say something bad,why is he staring at me as if he wants to kill me

"You spilled coffee on my suit,on my way to a very important meeting and you are asking me where I got the coffee" he says whilst gritting his teeth together, ok if there's something I remembered vividly is apologizing

"I remembered apologizing..it ain't my fault the coffee spilled on you,I know I wasn't looking but then don't you have eyes."if looks could kill I'll be six feet under right now,I swear I almost apologized

"Sta succeeded qui" (what's going on here) ok what's with everyone speaking in  tongues

"Excuse me I don't........." Damn if I thought the coffee guy was hot, then I'm staring at a god, he's ripped

" Where's my luggage and what happened to your shirt,the meeting starts in 30min and we haven't even gotten on the plane,and for goodness sakes don't tell me you are going to follow me with that trash on your body" ok I'm wet

" Boss I'm sorry,I can just quickly go and grab a shirt, you know what I am not interested just hand me the file and my luggage"

" Sir am I not coming with you again"

" You fucking want me to say it,ok YOU ARE FIRED"

I just stood there staring at them with a popsicle in my mouth,I don't even know where it came from

"B...b...but sir it wasn't my fault

The stone cold god just turned back and glared at him

"Get the hell out of my sight" he said so icily and turned to leave

"Hey,you" Mirabel what the fuck are you doing, my mind screamed at me

"Don't you think you are being to harsh" he turned to look at me, scanning me from head to toe he turned to his ex assistant

"Who the fuck is this"

"The cause of my misfortune" the assistant said eyeing me with a stinky eye, " a very irrelevant thing you need not to worry about"

Wait a minute, see this fool person wey I be wan fight for( see this fool someone I wanted to fight for)

"You dey craze, ahbiii you wan die shey na me you dey follow talk anyhow"( Are you crazy?or you want to die?,is it me you are talking to anyhow?), He stared at me as if i'm crazy,as if I'm saying trash,well I'm actually speaking my language in Nigeria that's how we talk

"What the fuck did she just say" the stone cold god asked his ex assistant

"Boss I'm just as confused as you" the two of them stared at me in pity

They are looking at me as if I'm crazy, the stone cold god whispered something to his assistant who nodded his head and went far to make a call

"We are sorry for not noticing you were sick, my assistant has gone to call the mental hospital, they are going to be here anytime soon"

"........"

Tbc😘