look guys theres something I'm not telling you, and that is that I don't exist.
I never existed.
You might wonder how I'm writing this when I'm not real and I'll tell you.
Well that's because I exist.
Now I will probably never exist ever.
Like only gay people exist.

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look guys theres something I'm not telling you, and that is that I don't exist.
I never existed.
You might wonder how I'm writing this when I'm not real and I'll tell you.
Well that's because I exist.
Now I will probably never exist ever.
Like only gay people exist.