Mermaid AU Keith washed up in Y/N's life and giving them a run for their money.
Little does Y/N know that there is a whole anarchy in the under water realm.
Will their love blossom like their dump truck?
Will baby girl keith get out of the cup?
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As you walked back stage you noticed the fish. BELLY TRUCKIN UP.
"NOOOO!!""" You screamed
You immediately, without thinking, undid the lid and tossed him into a near by bathtub. Bc there is always a bathtub in a dressing room. Jungkook usually enjoys soaking in it.
The fish began to grow in size as if he soaking up water. He murmured words to himself "Chug a beer chug a beer i went in my truck and hit a deer."
It was difficult to make it out but you definitely knew that's what he was saying. You should have been surprised that the fish grew into a full size mermaid, but you've witnessed worse. For example. You recalled your childhood friend, Iwazumi owa-chan the III, the day he .... you stopped your train of thought. It was too much.
"Yo dawg. You a mermaid?" you questioned the unconscious fish man. you paced back and forth wondering if you had killed him. AND HE STANKy
You freezes! remembering that fish eat shrimp. I think. So i got shrimp. I shake it in front of him. The shrimp smell raised him straight up.
"SHIRO!" HE YELLED.
You stood hovering over him.
The fish man blushed intensely and sank back into the water. "Oh um- who are you?" He covered his torso with his hands. Possibly embarrassed of the exposure of his chest. He eyed the bag of shrimp. "Hey Why do u have a bag of my dead friends"
"wha?" you questioned blankly.
"GONE THEY GIN THEY DEd no NoNO U MONSTERNSKS!" He became convoluting in the tub, Splashing water off the sides and in doing so- he began to shrink down in size.
you rushed to get more water for him. and poured it in. "there we go. Get soaked." you reassured him.
His eyes were wide with peril but he calmed down and grew again.
"Yo that's a pretty cool trick y'a know?" you said to him. "Growing."
He stared at you.
"Growing." u said again. "I'd like to grow my phatty but y'a know."
again. silence.
you thought ab what to say next. "I like your ears."
"thank u." he whispered. "I like your- legs"
Your knees grew weak as he complimented you. "Thank you. "
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