Tag your it~ (bob velseb x Fem reader)

Ground rules

"But if I have to do that then you have to follow some ground rules first."
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Bob looked at me curiously once I said that.

"Oh and what might those be darlin?"

This was something I hadn't actually thought about I had never had roommates before just my parents and dorm mate but they were never there or was i never there I couldn't remember college was a big party and bearly passing grades but I still graduated and I have a degree that I could have used for a better jobs somewhere else but no I had to get drunk and take a dare from my parents now I was in this shitty situation with a cannibal serial killer on my couch... in my hoodie... hair still wet as the water droplets are illuminated by the tv. Fuck he was hot damn why do all the cute guys have to be crazy and why didn't you have more experience talking to cute guys?! You froze up for a moment blush heavy across your face but the room was so dark bob couldn't see it. Then you fumbled about as his eyes never left yours and started speaking.

"W-Well rule one no going in my room! Not for anything and especially stay away from my closet because Ik you can hide there."

"Oh and what if I need to use the restroom it is in your room after all?"

Damn he did have a point the layout of the house was odd a long hall leading to your room and the bathroom since this was a one bed one bath apartment and about 2/4's of the way in you get the living room and the kitchen with a built in laundry closet. And not to mention it all looked smaller than it was supposed to be because of all your boxes and still moving in.

"We'll that's the only time you may go in if I catch you in there any other time I'll um...yell at you?"

There wasn't much you could do he could just stab you in a minute and gut you for his next meal. His deep southern voice spoke again.

"Oh so where will I sleep then if not in that nice big bed with you?"

Oh shit maybe he could see you were blushing because that question was definitely targeted at you but you kept your cool.

"Um the couch you already look like it's comfy."

He looked at me a little more amused like he was testing me the whole time.

"Ah indeed it is comfy continue darlin"

"And rule two no wearing my clothes. After I get you new ones my closest is my closet your closet is yours and use the dryer on no heat for wool if you don't want it shrinking or having it out a window for air drying."

That made bobs face look more amused like I was passing this test.

"And third ruler pay rent-"

He cut me off

"No you don't. You don't pay rent here mommy and daddy do."

"And how do you know this?"

"When your sleeping at night in your nice big warm bed you leave one hand off the bed and I use your thumb print to open it and I've read your messages. Took me a few nights to figure out your phone but I can open it with my face now too I don't just need your thumb."

That scared you genuinely scared you this man had been in your house before?! You backed up hitting the kitchen's island putting your back to it as he got up getting closer to you and in fear you asked.

"H-How long have you been watching me?"

"Oh give or take a week or so? We'll just since I caught you that first time in the library which I'm looking forward too see who you've been checking those books out too."