It was 2am, and Y/N was scrolling through iFunny like a real monster drinking bitch ass toe haired whore slut bin chicken shit eating anteater. The screen was hurting their sky blue orbs!!! Everything on her Top Memes page was sooooo boring until... she stumbled upon a particular video from an account called Alpha.Pookie. The video was called, "Try not to lactate challenge (level impossible)".
"Hah, that'll be easy. No way would i ever lactate for a buzzcut wearing bi- ooooh~~~" Y/N moaned 😈 sinfully 😈 as she looked at his SHARP jawline!!!! Absolutely KILLKER nose! Those... deep eyes... Y/N couldn't help but let out that boobie milk as his eyes met hers from the screen 😳😳😳😳😳 Y/N was already falling in love 😻
"OOOH NOO! My breasticle milk splattered all over my screen!!!!!" She cried out! "And now it broke my phone so it's stuck on... ohh..." She looked at her screen to see that the milk had frozen the phone on a particular angle of alpha pookie... she had to put her phone down and go to bed.
"I've sinned..." Y/N thought to herself as she lay her head down on her dora the explorer pillow case.
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Love at first Lactate (Paul Karpov x reader)
FanficY/N is bored on tiktok til she starts a conversation with alpha pookie! They meet up and things happen ;))))))) GUYS THIS IS /SRS !!!!!
