Y/N woke up. She had a dream last night where she passionately made out with alpha pookie! And they had SMEXY HOURS!!!!!!! BUT ALAS, it was just a dream. And she woke up with creamy cream in her lighting mcqueen x harry styles hybrid underwear from her aunt in Australia!
Today Y/N had to get a haircut. She told the stylist she wanted a buzzcut so she could look like Paul. The stylist said "Umm sis you sure? you're gonna look like humpty dumpty with your big ass megamind forehead like humpty dumpty sat on a wall and then u fell off babes and broke your tits bc why they saggin like that?????" So Y/N replied back saying "You look like you were born on a highway bc that's where most accidents happen." everyone in the salon looked at Y/N and clapped and went "OOOOOHHHHHH" it was the roast of the decade. The century. The MILLENNIUM... Well in ohio at least... The stylist got to work on Y/N's alpha haircut.
the shaver went bzzzzzzzzzz and in less than 10 minutes, Y/N had a new fresh cut 😎💪🥶😈
BUT IT WASNT ENOUGH
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when Y/N got home, they watched every single alpha pookie tiktok, starting at his very first, all the way to his recent (she made sure to like, comment, favourite, and save all of them) which was posted 2 hours ago. When Y/N realised she was late, she aggressively bit down on her phone because she was soooo ashamed of herself. This made the phone glitch and freeze on another suggestive angle of Paul. Oopsies! She made sure that the only notifs she'd ever get were from tiktok and she unfollowed everyone else and blocked them all to ensure that whenever she got a notification, SHED KNOW it was Paul just waiting to show up on her screen.
Y/N spent the next 17 hours staring at the screen waiting for a new post, 3 hours later and there it was. A new video of paul in a target with his dogs loose! Oh how she wanted to eat them up and just suck his little piggly wigglies!! She just wanted to be his! So she put on a song that reminded her of him
*cue i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys x swish by mike stud*
Y/N blasted this and screamed "I JUST WANNA BE YOURSSSSSSS 🥺🥺🥺 WHAT UP DOG IM THE ALPHA 😈😈😈" It was a lowkey vibe.
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Love at first Lactate (Paul Karpov x reader)
FanfictionY/N is bored on tiktok til she starts a conversation with alpha pookie! They meet up and things happen ;))))))) GUYS THIS IS /SRS !!!!!
