A/N: Hey besties! There is ur new chapter requested by my mum Samuelowllover plz go follow her. This is kinda like an AU of Punk teen Blitzø met Gothic teen Stolas. Enjoy!!
BLITZØ POV
I walked around the neighborhood with Fizz as we talked about whatever the fuck we wanted to. We say a shit ton of buildboards promoting stupid shit like, Aqua toilette perfume or something like that.As we walked around I spotted a familiar figure but payed no attention to it
"Hey Fizz?"
"Yah Blitzo?"
"Who's that?" I said pointing to the familiar figure
"Uhhhhh a Goetia"
"He looks kinda emo ngl"
"Lol he kinda does"
I look down to see a crumpled up soda can
"Oi Fizz, watch this"
I threw the can onto the emo bird and it fell right on his head and bounced off, he winced in pain and rubbed his head while me and Fizz laughed out asses off
"HEADSHOT B!!"
"I GOT IM' GOOD FIZZY!!"
We continued to laugh our asses off when suddenly, the owl demon walks up to us
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!!"
We both tensed up and looked at the tall demon towering over us. I squinted my eyes as that face was familiar to me. The owl widened his eyes and did the same this to me.
"BLITZO!?!?"
"STOLAS!?!?"
We both said in unison. We both smiled at each other and I stood up to hug the giant avian. He hugged back smiling. Fizz just stared at us like we had just sprouted wings and flew away.
"Blitzo who the FUCK is that"
"An old friend. Oh! Fizzarolli, Stolas and Stolas Fizzarolli!"
"It's a pleasure meeting you again Fizzarolli!!" Stolas said as he shook his hand. Fizz shook it back with the same confused expression, his eyes darting between Stolas's and mine. I gave Fizz an annoyed sigh as I explained that Stolas was a childhood friend and that Fizzarolli had met him before. He made an 'o' shape with his mouth as we brought Stolas in our conversation.
While we talked about old memories, we suddenly hear a female voice behind us yelling "STOLASSSS!!!" Stolas had a grossed out expression (like that one face he made in S1 Ep7 when Blitzø called), we all turned around to see a swan demon running to us in a very VSCO girl style. Long ass pastel shirt with light jeans, plenty of scrunchies on her wrist and one holding her hair in a messy bun, makeup lighter than a white person (Im not racist, it just sounds like a very Blitzø thing to say) , white sneakers and a hydro flask.
She ran up smiling at Stolas waving her hand and hugged his arm and kissed him on the lips/beak as Stolas had a clearly uncomfortable face painted on his features.
"Stolas what are you doing with," she looks at us up and down with a disgusted look then turns back to Stolas, "these small things?" "They are old friends Stella. Please refrain from looking at them like that again." She frowns and rolls her eyes.
"Stols, uh, mind tellin us who this is?" I asked, a small visible dust of blush painted his cheeks when I called him that nickname. "Yes dears, this is my 'girlfriend' Stella" Stolas answered distastefully. She looked at us up bc down again and glared at us.
We still walked and talked till Stolas and I had to go to the bathroom. We found a nearby one and decided to go there. We obviously didn't have to go we just wanted to talk alone as Fizz and Stella didn't want to leave our asses.
We got in started chatting. After a few minutes I suddenly asked:
"You don't love Stella don't you.."
"..."
"..."
"I-I don't, I despise her actually. We have been arranged to marry since we met..."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring it up"
"It's fine, what about you and Fizzarolli? Are you two dating?"
"No, we're just childhood friends"
"Hmm"
We sat in comfortable silence till Stolas asked me this.
"May I ask what is your sexuality?"
"M-me? Oh, well I'm Pansexual. You?"
"Uhm.. plz don't tell Stella but, *inhale* I'm gay."
"O-Oh, ok, I promise not to tell! Pinky promise"
"Thank you Blitzø.."
"No problem. And hey, once you break up with that bitch-faced sleaze bag you'll find a man for u!"
"Heh, thanks.."
"HURRY THE HELL UP IDIOTS!! WE'RE WAITING!!"
"Better get going Stols"
"Yeah"
We left the bathroom then went out separate ways. We smiled at each other as we left and I gave him a flirtatious wink, now knowing his sexuality. He obviously blushed but I just laughed and waved goodbye. God I miss him...
A/N: Mother thank you for awakening my wrong skills again. Anywaysssss I hope y'all enjoyed this crap. SO BAIIII MY PRECIOUS READERS!!! *Author-Chan has left the chat anew*
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