A/N: Lovely request by SnowAngel76 !!^^ So let's begin~! (Btw, Blitzø has a bit more muscular but now to much <3)
STOLAS POV
I sigh as I flop on my bed, taking out my phone and scrolling through Sinstagram. Liking and commenting on some posts and even making my own..! I scroll a few more times when one post catches my eye.It's a post from Blitzy and Dear God...
He was hot~
It had a caption saying, "Dont fuk w1th me, 1 can beet ur a$$", the spelling was horrendous but the post was enough to make my mouth water.
I suddenly hear a vehicle pull up near my palace so I go to check it out. I look over my balcony and see a very familiar van park next to the alleyway beside my castle, I go back inside and grab my opera glasses to get a closer look when I see a figure in a cloak, enter the alleyway. I look harder when the person removes the hood and I notice that it's Blitzy!
I almost climb down to greet him, before I look at him again and see he has no shirt on. Normally when we have sex he has it off but we almost always do it from behind, but when we don't, I have a blindfold on.
I stared for a moment in awe before hearing,
"Ya like the view birdbrain?"
I snap out of my daze in shock and look at the small imp, with a smirk on his face.
BLITZØ POV
God I need to catch up on my training, Mox almost got his ass handed to him on our mission. I drove over to the only alleyway that nobody enters because Stella Goetia owns it. That cotton bird bitch of a poor excuse of a wife.I drive there, get my shit together then begin. Simple punches to a dummy with Verosika's face on it. Then actual fatal blows, destroying the damn thing.
I train for a few minutes before sensing a presence staring at me. With that aroused state towards me, I already know it's that horny ass bird Stolas staring at me. I look at him staring at me training distracted.
"Ya like the view birdbrain?"
"B-Blitzy! I-I-I... uh-uhmmm.. goodbye!" He squeaked and ran inside castle with a red face. I laughed and climbed up the wall easily up to the balcony to see him. When I eventually got up, I saw Stolas lying on the bed flustered as fu-
I go to him and jumó on top of him. He immediately shot up and threw me back. I got up instantly and pounced on him.
"Think you can spy on me just like that without me noticing?~" I ask seductively. He was shaking and gulped hard. I lunged forward and kissed him hard.
NO-ONES POV
He kissed him deeper and shot his tounge into his mouth, his tounge moving with Stolas's. Let's say his ass won't have it easy tonight... heh...(Timeskip followed by a night of passionate love)
"Gonna do that again birdie?" I asked playfully, "NoPe!!" He responded groggily.
A/N: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTT I'm done, Ty for the suggestion SnowAngel76 , ily girl/boy/person. Anyways BAIIIIII MY LUVS! *Author-Chan has left the chat*
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