♪♥★•°•[ !I.I Oneshots! ] •°•★♥♪

💜×+Silly Little Guys+×💚

(probably my favorite oneshot)

Yin-Yang POV

It was night, and we were at the bar. We drank uhhhh maybe 27 bottles of vodka and beer. We were exhausted but still very calm, then we heard the bar doors burst open, we turned around to see... O/N!?!? OH DANG IT WERE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD-

"YIN AND YANG!!!!" They yelled. Everyone stopped talking. We started to shake, in fear of getting yelled at. Our parents yelled at us, every day. I looked at them with terrified eyes. They stomped over to us, and grab our hand. We we're dragged out of the building. "YIN-YANG WHAT WERE YOU TWO THINKING OF GOING TO A BAR WITHOUT ME KNOWING!?!?" They screamed, we looked at them, terrified. Tears started to form in our eyes, we were so overwhelmed... O/N stopped yelling, and looked at us with a calm expression. "oh, how much did you guys drink???" They asked in a worried tone. "U-uhhhhhh 27 beers and vo- vodka~..." "27!?!?" They yelled in worry. They sighed.

"Oh just come on before you pass out." They said in a slightly stressed tone, they grabbed our hand softly and lead us home.

×+Time skip+×

Y/N POV

I really hope Yin-Yang are ok, but we're home at last. I open the door and we both walk in. I set them on the couch, and sat next to them. "Heeeeeeey... O- O/n~..." Yang said, I could tell by the voice. He was drunk, who am I kidding, they both are drunk! "Yes yang?" I replied back, I turn to see them. "D-Did you know tha- that your hoooooot???~..." Yang said in a drunk but flirty tone. I blushed deeply, not knowing what to say back. "u-uhhhh... Yang I-I... I n-never knew y-you thought about m-me t-that way!-" I stammered "yeaaaaaa, your very beaut- beautiful O/N, I could just ki- kiiiiiiiiss you on the lips rig- right nooooow~..." Yin sang, my blush deepened even more than before. "W-well d-do i-it then-" I realized what I just said, They both look at me.

I then got tackled by them, they we're on top of me, with a devilish smile. I was blushing like crazy. They leaned close to my face, and then kissed my lips. It was a very lustful and deep kiss. Then they had the idea to make out with me, with I actually kinda enjoy. Then yang took over, both of their eyes turned white. Yang was now the one in control. They bit my neck aggressively, but it felt so good. "A-aaahhhh~..." I moaned. They bit all over my neck until they found my weak spot, they soon found it. They bit it. "A-AAAHHHH!!!~ Y-YANG~" I screamed. They felt satisfied. One of the eyes turned black. 

They grabbed me close, cuddled me. They were oddly, very soft? Never knew they were this soft. They fell asleep quickly, due to the beer and vodka. "Good night darlings...." And I fell fast asleep with them.

The end.

(LISTEN I NEVER SAID I WOULDN'T HAVE A LITTLE SPICE IN SOME ONESHOTS OK!?! I guess I should add lime to the I will allow list-)