The gang teleported next to a cave which looked pretty terrifying considering it looked like a demon had been living in it for years now the cave had lots of scratch marks and bite marks it wasn't a pretty sight plus they were literally in a forest a pretty haunted looking one they all just stared at it they didn't even wanna enter so they all looked at macaque and wukong they literally didn't wanna enter but they knew they didn't have a choice wukong was dang ass terrified meanwhile macaque just look unimpressed at pretty relaxed they all looked at macaque concerned and wondering if they should just call a therapist
"Dude macaque why the fuck are you so calm this place looks like it would've been in a horror movie"
"Well I've been here before dipshit this is we're I used to live until wukong did something that made me mad at him"
"Did what?"
"I'm not gonna answer that you dumb dragon"
"Please tell us"
"No"
"Please"
"Can we just focus on getting the crystal we need it Yk"
"Okay..."
They just casually left the jet and took another look at it macaque started to walk towards it and wukong slowly walked after him
"Do we really have to go in there?... it's darkkk"
"I have just the thing!"
Macaque leaned his hands onto his hair and started searching for something while wukong was staring at him in pure confusion with "wtf are you man?" Face while macaque just grabbed a dang torch out of his head somehow then turned it on and starting walking further into the cave with a calm expression while wukong just stand there with the "welp great now I've seen it all" face he was fully convinced that theres entire universe in that head
"Are ya coming wukong"
"Ye-yea! Ofc I am why should I not"
"Then come on weirdo we gotta find the crystal hurrry uppp already!!"
"Alright alright"
Wukong put his act together (finally) and started walking like a gangsta in a romance movie when macaque knew when he does this he is just trying to hide his fear of being in a cave for more then a second
"Look can you stop acting like a baby on steroids and pull yourself together!!"
"I am thank you very much!?"
"Whatever just hurry up and come over here you lazy ass"
After 2 they came across a ginormous hole that looked like a mouth of a demon they tried finding another way to get to the crystal but they didn't really find any macaque wasn't surprised but wukong was he was as scared as a mice trying to find food in a kitchen full of chef they started to stare at each other and then looked back at the hole and back at each other and back at the hole and back at each other and this had repeated for over 7 minutes and finally they decided so wukong went near the hole and just started staring at it as if he was trying to have a staring competition with a mouth which was hilariously stupid macaque just went nearer to the hole and "accidentally" pushed wukong into the hole and jump after him and literally
Them while Literally falling:
"Dude this is your fault now I'm scared"
"Here ya go"
"OMG KITTY"
3 hours later:
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FanfictionLotus of freedom au (season 1) season 2: out Nezha the third lotus prince decided to visit the mortal realm and as soon as he visited he slept and then he took a walk and stumbled upon mei and she dragged him and took him to the noodle shop and the...