kidnapped by Sprite cranberry boi

sprite detention 👿

Your child, cranny has detention. Why does he have detention? Well that's an awfully funny story.

'hey nerd!' He pushed the kid to the ground and made himself look dominant. ' I'm gonna kick your Pepsi ass!' he kicked the shit out of the little kid.

You arrived to his school with your beautiful husband, labron James.

" Your son has detention for two weeks." The principal said. " Ah hell nah! Not my son!" Labron yelled. He got up and made his way to the detention room. " God damnit cranny! I'm finna whoop yo ass!" He took off his belt and started to beat the fuck out of the kid. " Fuck!" Cranny yelled out. " Don't you fuckin cuss boy!" He slapped him right across the face.

You ran into the room and gasped. " Labron! That's enough!" You pulled him off of your child. " If you hit him like that again, then I'm getting a sprite cranberry divorce!" You threatened. He scowled and put his belt back on. " Well played, y/n, well played." He said. " Lets go home, cranny, you're grounded for two weeks." You said. " Sprite cranberry is mid." Your son said out of sprite I mean spite. Labron balled his fists, and began to beat the shit out of cranny again. " God damnit labron!" You tried to pry him off your son.