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Rules to going to the shop ( not nb for once lol )

I couldn't think of anything else so here you go,

Rule 1 : if mother or father asks you to go shop don't. It is a trap,
Rule 2 : if it is older brother you may accept his offer you may talk to mother and father after you have accepted his offer
Rule 3 : do not ask for a credit card, mother only has cash
Rule 4 : if father keeps asking about buying cereal do not listen you need to buy eggs and flour
Rule 5 : when you accept older brothers offer if he hands you a credit card shout , " return, not mine " 6 times otherwise they will accuse you for stealing
Rule 6 : when leaving the door if the first thing you see is a cat you are fine do not run away, stay still for ten seconds
Rule 7 : if you see a dog you have done something wrong throught the other steps you wont be able to outrun it
Rule 8 : if there is no animal you are fine, you don't need to worry you can just go to the shop
Rule 9 : if you spot a child in the shadows of a house of under a lamp go home and into the kitchen and start smashing cups, smash them until you see the
Shadow go away it will scare the child and they will leave.
Rule 10 : if you see 2 roads you need to cross let a car hit you, don't panic you will be fine
Rule 11 : if there is one road you have gotten the cat, it will be in the middle of the road , you must sit down on the floor and stare the cat in the eyes
Rule 12 : don't leave the shops until 10PM
Rule 13 : once you have got everything you need you have to be back home by 10:05PM
Rule 14 : if greeted with mother you have forgotten something and you will be stuck in a loop
Rule 15 : if you are greeted by nobody you have failed, you will be killed
Rule 16 : if greeted by father you are scary, you have to have gotten 2 roads since you are covered in blood  you will be treated with aid.
Rule 17 : if greeted by brother you will be fine they will take the stuff off of you and let you in
Rule 18 : if brother shuts the door then you will see the shadow child. Don't look at them for 2 minutes keep your eye shut brother will open the door after 2 minutes and say it was a prank
Rule 19 : if brother opens the door don't step inside it is a trap let father come to the door instead only if brother opens the door
Rule 20 : if greeted with the cat you have succeeded everything has been done correctly mother will let you keep the cat, treat the cat with respect and make sure it is a black cat when opening the door, call the cat a name that begins with the letter B or S
Rule 21 : if greeted by any other car sit down and stare it in the eyes until mother comes and helps you inside

Thats all! I didn't know what to post;-; tell me if you want any more of these and if you do tell me what you want it to be based on!  Bye!