18 : SIAs I wasnt THAT drunk last night 12 : you put your phone on aeroplane mode and threw it at the wall multiple times wondering why it wouldn't fly 18 : STILL I wasn't drunk-.- ( clearly drunk ) 12 : you put my I-pad into the blender, turned it on and said you were making apple juice as you poured it into a cup. 18 : O- _____________ 19 & 18 and 20 group chat
19 : are you single 18 : no im plural-.- 19 : are you free this weekend? 18 : no I'm expensive all days of the week 20 : confidence is key __________
Story : 12 and 15 are on a date and asked 19 to baby-sit 11
12 texting 19
12 : how's the babysitting going 19 : good! I played football with 11 now she's alseep, the statue of the angry Cookie Monster is kinda scaring me out tho.. 12 : I don't own a statue of a angry Cookie Monster- 19 : ITS MOVING- 12 : what the fuck- send a picture 19 : attachment 1 image :
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12 : it's 18. _________ 20 texting 18
20 : hey babe, 18 : can't text for long 24 & 32 grounded me 20 : what, why? 18 : I made 12 cry 20 : how- 18 : they said rubbers are used to erase mistakes not eating 20 : yea but how does that relate to 12 crying? 18 : I rubbed the rubber over twelves face. 20 : HAHAH ______ 12 texting 18
12 : brother I got you a present 18 : O WHAT Is it:D 12 : it's a T-shirt that says worlds best uncle 18 : I'm not a uncle 12 : surprise^^ you are now 18 : IM TELLING 24 AND 32 12 : WAIT NO ME AND 15 ONLY ADOPTED A CHILD- __________ 2 had lost his glasses and was taking to 18
18 : it's your birthday in 3 days right and your colour-blind? 2 : without my glasses yea i won't get them back in 1 month so- 18 : I know what I'm getting you for your birthday 2 : what? 18 : a rubix cube. 2 : WHAAA- ________ 12 & 18 texting
18 : sis I can't sleep 12 : well I can goodnight^^ 18 : :( ________ 12 & 18 texting again
18 : I got good news and bad news 12 : —-k the bad news what's the good news 18 : the air-bags in your car work perfectly^^ 12 : MY CAR ;-; ____________ 19 texting 18
19 : hey wanna hear a clean and dirty joke? 18 : ok 19 : a man was taking a bath with bubbles 18 : that's not bad tell me a dirty joke, 19 : bubbles was a man. 18 : 😳😏 ________ 12 texting 18
12 : words cant express how much I love you 18 : Awhh 12 : but numbers can, 1/10000000000 18 : 😰 _______ 12 tryna call 18 since he is out at 2 AM
12 : WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS?! ITS 2AM YOU NEED TO BE HOME! 18 : i can explain. 12 : THEN EXPLAIN! 18 : I like my ringtone 12 : your grounded when I find you, ________ 18 before dating 19&20
12 : hey bro have you got a girlfriend? 18 : yea she's from a different nation 12 : what nation?!! 18 : my IMAGAnation ________ 20 and 18 makings plans
20 : hey babe let's go to the park and dig a hole and call it love 18 : why- 20 : so we can watch people fall in love 18 : let's go I'm bringing shovels _______ 12 and 18 texting
18 : hey sis did you get your phone fixed so you can text me again? 12 : no im texting from our microwave ( sarcastic ) 18 : WHOAAA omw to the kitchen you gotta show me how to do that! _______ 12 & 15 calling each other
12 : bubbaa can you pick me up from school;-; 15 : why? Your school dosent end for another 4 hours? 12 : well the tea here said the worlds stupidest person lives in alpha land, 15 : and? 12 : I said to the teacher " sir are you ok? Since you live un numberland 15 : * laughing * Alr be there in 10 luv you babu _______ 19 texting 18 tryna be romantic
19 : roses are red 18 : violets are blue 19 : god made you pretty 18 : yea what the hell happened to you? _____ 12 being smart
12 : I failed health and safety today, 15 : how did you manage that 12 : the teacher asked in the events of a fire what steps do you take? 15 : that's not bad 12 : apparently fucking big ones was the wrong answer, _______ 18 telling 12 his new talent
18 : 12 I GOT A TALENT! 12 : OMG REALLY WHAT IS IT?! 18 : SLEEPING^^ I can even do it with my eyes closed 12 : move out please;-; ________ 18 to 12
18 : hey sis I learnt how to hashtag! 12 : this ain't roblox but show me, 18 : hashtag conversation on phone in numberland with sis 12 : send help. ______ 12 whenever 18 says something dumb to her
12 : * puts on cow-boy outfit and looks over balcony * I am about to yee-haw myself off this balcony _____ 18 being dumb again
18 : sis can you look for my phone I can't find it anywhere and tell me when you find it, thanks 12 : brother you are texting me. 18 : I KNOW BUT I NEED TO FIND MY PHONE! FUCKING HELP ME! _______ 18 being dumb dark sad thing
18 : sis our pet just died lol 12 : WTF 18 DO YOU KNOW WHAT LOL MEANS? 18 : lots of love 12 : no. It means laugh out loud 18 : OH MY GOD I SENT THAT TO EVERYONE- ______ 18 got drunk again
18 : sis I'm telling you I wasn't drunk 12 : you spent 2 hours trying to drown a goldfish 18 : that's dumb- but I wasn't drunk. _____ Does 18 have a job?
12 : hey do you have a job 18 : yea, 12 : what is it 18 : I hunt and kill aliens 12 : aliens don't exist neither does your brain 18 : have you ever seen a alien 12 : yea I have 18 : YOUR WELCOM- oh wait you have when? 12 : whenever I look at you, _____ Lol dumb 18 for the 2763 time
12 : hey 18 how do you keep a idiot in suspense? 18 : I dunno how? 12 : * turns off phone and ignores text * 18 : sis how? 18 : how? 18 : SIS 18 : IDK HOW 18 : oh- ______ 18 gonna work at McDonald's
18 : hey sis I'm dropping out of school, 12 : ok bro remember one thing 18 : what? 12 : I don't like pickles or mustard in my cheese burgers, 18 : nvm I'm not dropping out _______ Lucky 18
18: IM SO SCARED! 12 : why? 18 : I HEARD ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TODAY! 12 : it's ok you'll be fine zombies only eat blocks that have brains, 18 : phew, 18 : WAIT HEY- ____
Omg I loved writing this, tell me if you want more , I decided to give you a extra long chapter to make up for my absence so yea, ima try post a lot more. What one was your favourite? Mine probably was 18 telling 12 his talent and 12 failing health and safety, ok that's all btw this took 1313 words and that's more than the other chapter I did for Halloween- and it's midnight lol, I hope you enjoyed this, bye everyone and merry Christmas!! Also don't be rude about these- also is there anything you want me to do for Christmas? Ok for real- bye now everybody! Merry Christmas one and all! Tell me if you get the reference ok I need sleep- ima end it here bye FOR REAL THIS TIME OK I KNOW I SAID THAT LAST TIME BUT THIS TIME IM TELLING THE TRUTH YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME' ok I think that's all- also it's my birthday soon, 3rd of feb, YAYA! I'm so exited, ok yea yes I need to finish this NOW- ok bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye and one for luck BYEEEEEE EVERYBODY
