Niall and Jessica's love story (one direction)

Funny Buissness

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JESSICA'S P.O.V.

     I woke up to the smell of pancakes. Haha. No. I walked into the kitchen to see Louis burning pop-tarts. Zayn was still asleep. Liam  was yelling at Harry for letting Louis use the toaster. Louis was looking guilty and Niall was trying to fan the smoke and smell out the window. "What is going on in here?" They stoped what they were doing to look at me. "Uhh....Hi?"

     "Louis, explain. Now!" "Well..uhh..you see I tried to make pop-tarts because Harry was still asleep. And I uhh...burned them?" "More like scorched." Harry said under his breath. "Hey! I tried my best! The toaster didn't go off!" "Well you could have woken me up!" They started arguing again. "Guys....Guys!" I couldn't take it anymore."AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" (if you know me I scream really loud) The boys stopped arguing to look at me. Zayn came out of his room in his boxers with a Louisville slugger.

     "What? What happened! Who's hurt?" he looked around. "Uhh...What happened?" All the boys looked at Louis besides Zayn. "What? A boy tries  to make pop-tarts one time." He still looked confused. "Okay what happened was Louis tried to make pop-tarts. I came out here and saw Niall fanning ssmoke out the window, Liam yelling at Harry and Louis  guilty. Then-" I got cut off by my phone ringing. "Hello?" "PAIGE IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" "What did you do?Play Taylor Swift?"

     "No I poured water on her because she wouldn't wake up." "Just lock your self some where." I put her on speaker. "We are stopping at a rest area in a few minutes." I nodded. "Niall said that we are stopping at a reat area in a little bit. Now be good!" I hung up. Then looked at the boys. "Get this mess cleaned up. I am stealing your clothes Niall." i walked to Niall's closet and got a T-shirt and sweat pants. I tied the shirt into a pony in the back because it was to big.

      The bus stopped so I got out and saw Brynn walking towards me with Paige 15 feet behind her. Paige tripped over nothing! "hahahahahahaha!!!!" We laughed at her. The boys came out of the bus and looked at us confused. "Well y-you see P-Paige was walking a-and fell over!" " Okay. What did she fall over?" "That's exactly it! She fell over nothing!" The boys laughed at her. I got out my phone and called Paige.

       "*sigh* Yes?" What are you doing?" She gave me an evil look. "I fell down." "What are you wearing?" She hung up on me. The boys didn't get it. " Okay so in 8th grade Paige fell down in a puddle of mud. Her mom calls her and asked her what she was wearing not acknowledging if she was hurt or not.  And since Paige falls down so much when someone falls we say: They did a Paige!" *FLASHBACK*

       We were walking out of a basement door when Paige fell and landed in mud. (emily kalin paige and are were there Brynn wasn't) When we got in the car her mom called. " What are you doing?" "we just got in the car and I fell in mud." "What are you wearing?" "That's all you car about? Not even going to ask if I'm okay? And I am wearing the clothed I wore to school today." "Okay bye." Bye" *END OF FLASH BACK*

   Emily and Kalin walk out of our bus. Emily took one look at Paige. "Did she fall again?" Paige nodded now standing up. We went to the rest area and then I went back to the usand got changed into my clothes. I put Niall's clothes in my closet. Then walked back out into the living room with the girls. I got an idea. "Guys we should fill up water balloons ,that I brought, and throw them at the boys bus since we are ahead of them." They chorused their yesses and then filled 100 balloons with water. I opened the windows "1...2...3...GO!" We threw the balloons and hit the bus.

    The biys stuck their heads out of the window and we threw them at their heads. The balloons hit their faces. My phone rang and called I.D. said it was Niall. " Guys get back inside" I then answered the call. "Hello?" "Are you throwing water balloons at us?" "No...why would we do that?" "No reason...only because we got hit in the face!" "Oh..Then ya! It was us! I haveto go. Love you!" He chuckeled, "Love you too and stop throwing things at us!" I hungup," Throw the balloons! THey are onto us!" I went back to the living room. He said for me to stop throwing things. Not the girls.