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Hey guys.....I was thinking that you guys need to be called something. You are going to be called my cupcakes because Harry is a cupcake. And Paige if you make a comment about that on Monday I will slap you....again!!! It's an inside joke. So Paige on Wednesdays it is your day to get tortured with spoons.....just thought you should be aware. Kalin and I made it official in line

So in p.e. this guy was singing Taylor swift and I hit him where the sun doesn't shine with a ball and he fell and was all'ahhhhwwwww'. I was like" that's right don't sing Taylor swift when I can hit you with things! It was really funny because he was red and didn't sing the rest of the hour.

I AM SHARING OUR LUNCH STORIES WITH YOU!!!!

So at lunch my friends and I talked about my nickname Shawshank. I said I will shank you with a spoon and a carrot! We ałso talk about Gabbage. We have a girl that we don't like and her name is gabby....Kalin came up with that. She says we throw our trash into the Gabbage. Sometimes at lunch we are so funny that I spit up water onto my tray and we laugh even harder.

About 2 months ago Kalin's little brother was being bad so Emily Kalin and I went into the hallway and Kalin spanked him while we were holding him! He is in 5th. At breakfast he hits us so we push him and embarrass him in front of his friends! We are hilarious...at least we think so. Give me feedback!

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Love, Shawshanks!

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