Plan Z-ero

"hyung?"

(Rewrite)

Running away from the sunfish after spitting a sliced tomato on his face is funny and quite normal but suddenly tripping on thin air and falling towards to a not-so-suspicious portal that suddenly appeared out of nowhere and is sucking him is not normal.

He was pretty sure there is no star stream anymore and there is no dokkaebi operating the non existent scenarios now except for the remaining harmless ones (bihyung and his daughter included).

Having his freedom restricted again if Joonghyuk's looks his giving is any indication enough is quite funny. He would have laugh if it wasn't so agonizing. It feels like the portal is ripping him apart.

Smiling his unlucky smile while saluting him would surely make Joonghyuk burst some veins, he was sure he would pay for this (even if he isn't the one who started it this time) but when has he ever have a self preservation?
Besides, the looks of horror in the sunfish face is already for a great blackmail material.

'If I get any chance to'

"KIM DOKJAAAAA!!!"

His eyes are starting to blur, he sure is loosing his consciousness faster than Joonghyuk could choke him. Didn't know he should also be hallucinating cause surprise! Joonghyuk is looking at him like his losing everything, like his the only thing that matters, like he is the only reason he exist. (Which is ridiculous) (Which is also true)

Before the portal could successfully rip him to shreds. With blurry eyes he saw something came flying to him fast, bastard actually throws something fucking hard at his direction thus colliding it with his head like- is that really necessary?!

Cursing a storm in his head. His eyes then slumped slowly, the pain unbearable now 'I don't want to die'
With that last thought he's consciousness fades.

Moments later:

Waking up in an alleyway with trashes besides him and him laying down with his legs over his head is highly not recommended 'unless they want to have crumps' groaning, he sat up properly while snapping his stiff neck slowly.

"That hurts like a bitch"

[Ki m Do Kja I s an iDi ot]

'Fourth wall?' He blinks in surprise.

[S hou ld n't hav e r an th rou g h t he por tal]

He sat up straighter as he listens over fourth walls weakening voice "fourth wall? Are you okay?" He called out in worry

"is something wrong? Wait nevermind that. Where even am I?"

Now that he's looking at he's surroundings, he finally notice a street barren of any living beings with houses and buildings further than where he is, it looks quite old for a new construction since the apocalypse.

Did this place have not experience the apocalypse?

He was about to stand up when he suddenly grasp a handle. Looking down, he saw unbreakable faith in his hand.

Frowning, he took his trusted sword in his eye level "I don't remember taking this with me"

[Yo o Jo ong hyu k.]

"Oh! So this one must be the one that hit my head!" Kim dokja said while bringing his fist down on his palm, face lighting up in understanding.

"Well, atleast I have you with m-!"

Suddenly pain surged in his head. He then clutched his throbing head as he leaned into a wall gasping in pain.

"Wha-!" He gasped in shock as he grasp his chest. 'Wha-what is happening?!'