Author's note: I have never been to a funeral Since it was Wednesday and the funeral was Friday, Koneko-chan had 2 days to -Find a funeral planner -Find Raku-chan's last will and testament (she definitely had one. She told Koneko she had wrote one.) -Obtain the corpse "Alright, now where do I find a funeral planner?" Luckily for Koneko-chan, there was a new funeral planner in town. Papa's Funeria! After his successful food ventures, Papa Louie diversified to funeral services, and he has employed an employee and abandoned him like always! Koneko decided to get the will first so she knew what Raku would want for her corpse. It would be somewhere in her house, but she was unsure where. Despite her being upset at Hitoshi for indirectly causing her best tamodachi to die, she did need help, so she asked him to help. "Of course I'll help you find her will. How large could her house be?" (Author note: Although it is a common """comedic"""trope for someone to say something probably isn't something then it turns out to be that thing, this is not the case. Raku has a normal-sized house. Also fun fact the infamous Harry Potter fan fiction "My Immortal" was not a troll it was written completely legitimately i saw it in a strange aeons video) Anyway, Hitoshi and Koneko went into her regular sized house but they couldn't find the will even after 5 hours. "Can I ask my kareshi Bokutachi over to help find the will? He's pretty good at looking for stuff" Koneko thought about it for a minute. Bokutachi kidnapped Hitoshi, he might not be safe to be around. But, she needed the help. "Sure Hitoshi, Jeff can help" "His name isn't Jeff but whatever" And then bokutachi showed up and they looked for the will and found it in 14 minutes and 37 seconds . Koneko thought this was weird, but chalked it up to a coincidence. "Here's the stinky will of the lady Hitoshi killed hohoHohOho" said Bokutachi whilst handing the scarlet-haired neko the papers. "Cool, I'll take these to a lawyer." She took out her phone to call her lawyer. Her phone case looked like this
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(It has a cat and green tea on it, this is purr-fect for her) She called up her lawyer... Phoenix Wright!
"Yeah, this will looks legitimate. You will get all the stuff in the will after the funeral. By the way, I'm usually a defense attorney but I haven't gotten any work recently, but if you ever get accused of a crime I'm your guy" Toooo beeee continue...... 😱🤯😱🤯
