𝐝𝐞𝐣𝐚 𝐯𝐮 - Neymar Jr

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January 18, 2021

"Neymar! why is it so difficult for you to understand that Nik, is just a friend!" i scream, Neymar rolls his eyes in disbelief.

"i'm not stupid Ro, i saw the way you were look at him, you're in love and i'm your boyfriend for christ's sake!" Neymar yells, throwing his arms up in the are, showing signs of frustration.

"Neymar! he's gay! why would i possibly be in love with him, oh, and not to mention, he has a boyfriend, a boyfriend!" i scream for one last time, Neymar still doesn't believe me. i scoff and grab my coat and keys and left the house, slamming the door as well.

Present Day

"so, do you have any thoughts about a new song?" Anya asks me and i nod my head.

"well, tell us! spill the beans." Nik says in a curious manner, making me laugh.

"well, i was thinking of a song and calling it Deja Vu, i've been looking, or should i say, stalking, Neymar's instagram and he has a new girlfriend, and they're doing the exact same things me and him did when we were dating." i say and Anya and Nik look at each other.

"i think... it's a GREAT idea Ro! you should definitely do it!" Anya says and Nik nods his head in agreement.

"good that you guys like the idea, because i already wrote the lyrics." i say as i talk out my notebook from my backpack and show them that i've basically finished writing the song.

the lyrics stated:

car rides to Malibu
strawberry ice cream
one spoon for two
and trading jackets
laughing 'bout how small it looks on you
(ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha)
watching reruns of Glee
being annoying
singing in harmony
i bet she's bragging
to all her friends, saying your so unique, hmm

so when you gonna tell her
that we did that, too?
she thinks it's special
but it's all reused
that was our place, i found it first
i made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you

do you get deja vu when she's with you?
do you get deja vu? (ah), hmm
do you get deja vu, huh?

do you call her
almost say my name?
'cause let's be honest
we kinda do sound the same
another actress
i hate to think that i was just your type

i'll bet that she knows Billy Joel
'cause you played her "Uptown Girl"
you're singing it together
now i bet you even tell her
how you love her
in between the chorus and the verse (ooh) (i love you)

so when you gonna tell her
that we did that, too?
she thinks it's special
but it's all reused
that was the show we talked about
played you the song she's singing now when she's with you

do you get deja vu when she's with you?
do you get deja vu? oh
do you get deja vu?

strawberry ice cream in Malibu
don't act like we didn't do that shit too
you're trading jackets like we used to do
(yeah, everything is all reused)
play her piano, but she doesn't know
that i was the one that taught you Billy Joel
a different girl now, but there's nothing new
(i know you get deja vu)

after Nik and Anya read the lyrics, they both looked at me in awe, just complete shock.

"bitch! this song is amazing! when do you start recording it?" Anya asks.

"tomorrow, i'm really excited." i reply and she nods her head.

"how come it says strawberry ice cream in Malibu when you and Neymar never went to the US together?" Nik asks me.

"i don't want to give away that it's about Neymar so i used Malibu, plus, i grew up there." i say and he nods his head.

"what time do you record the song?" Anya asks and i took a moment to remember.

"i think around 10:00 am, if you guys want to, you can come." i say and Anya and Nik look at each other and nod their heads.

"of course!" they exclaim happily in unison.

"okay, well, i better get home, it's getting late now." i say as i get up from my seat and wave goodbye to them and exit the restaurant.