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Yup.

The thing is, HOW.

Here are some bloopers for the Nightmares/Untitled Series:

The electricity suddenly shuts down.

K: What is ha-

Albert and Devoun: AAAAAAA-

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(J) Nightmare TanqR: Well, you're going to have a hell of a ride.

K: And you thought we were riding to heaven.

(J) Nightmare TanqR: What the-

K: Well, I MOTHERF(  )ING LIED!

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Rose: K, are you okay? You just kind of stood there, soulless.

K: You're calling me soulless?

Rose: No, i-

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(This is when Lego woke up in a dark room)

Lego: Okay, this is getting repetitive.

Nightmare Lego: What-

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Tanya: Hey Rose-

Timmeh: Why do you have wings and a halo?

Tanya: ...I'm dead-

(Here is Tanya: )

(Here is Tanya: )

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(G) FUDZ shot (J) Nightmare TanqR multiple times.

(G) FUDZ: This is the only time i'm actually allowed to shoot these roaches without being told no.

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Here are some incorrect quotes:

Kreek: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

(And then they found Russo's bit)

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(Among us 'cause yes)

TanqR pushed the emergency meeting button.

Lego: What happened?

TanqR: Nobody died.

Koneko: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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(J) Kreek: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Jayden: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F(  )IN’ STAIRS.

(Jayden is the school bully in Jay's book)

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(Doing my ocs because why not)

Ashley: Tanya and I don’t use pet names.

Rin: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Ashley: Honey?

Tanya: Yes, dear?

Ashley:

Rin: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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K: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Rose: You and me!

K, tearing up: Okay.

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Kreek: You're right.

TanqR: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Lego: How petty can you get?

Factual: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Albert: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Devoun: Twelve, actually.

Albert: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Koneko: Yours!

Albert: That's right: no one's.

Koneko: YOU LITERALLY KILLED THEM!

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Mini: Is Koneko sleeping or dead?

Devoun: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Albert: Yeah, so did I.

Koneko: Okay first of all, f(  ) you-

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Rose: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Kreek: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Lego: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

TanqR: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Albert: My moral code, is that you?

Rose:

Rose: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk K left  me but do you guys need a hug?

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Kreek, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Albert, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Factual, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.

Lego, trembling: What are we playing?

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That is all the incorrect quotes. And thank you for 6k+ reads! I didn't know this ask and dare book could get this many reads! Anyways, enjoy the rest of your day or night. Bye!

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