Bum Situation

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Little apple walks into the "corner buttique" store and starts to look for Corey. "Hey corey! I've been looking for you." "Oh nice, but anyways I needed help looking for a new butt. Like should I go for a metal one? Or a red one?" "Maybe you should pick a... metal one?" "Good choice little bud! I'll go try it on." Little apple grunted. Corey assumed because of the little bud 'joke'. "Hey little apple check it out! Doesn't it fit me?" "Oh um yeah it looks great! Hehe.." little apple chuckled uncomfortably. Corey didn't realize it though. "Uh Corey I'm gonna go to the bathroom be right back!" "Oh ok then." Corey waddled slightly and his replacement bum fell off. "Awww! Come on man that wasn't even payed for yet!". Little apple ran back to the kitchen because he didn't need to use the bathroom it was just one of his excuses.

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