The Book Of Cupcakes - Can you handle it?? *Completed*

If I were the President

If I were the president...

I'd make everything into the Purge, lock myself in a padded chamber and hibernate.

But it will be padded with a bouncy castle and bullet proof.

And there'd be a little window so that I could see whats happening.

And I'd build an army of Gummy Bears.

And a magnet which attracts candy and food and chocolate and cookies and everything.

I can imagine my first speech as President:

' I here by declare that we will make the whole world into the Purge! But keep the unicorns and cute animals alive. And the gummy bears. Yah. I dunno what else so say... WHO MADE ME PRESIDENT?! What was I saying again... How did I end up on this stage? AHHH STAGE FRIGHT! RUNNNN'

I think I should run for President... he he.

Joking.

Maybe.