If I were the president...
I'd make everything into the Purge, lock myself in a padded chamber and hibernate.
But it will be padded with a bouncy castle and bullet proof.
And there'd be a little window so that I could see whats happening.
And I'd build an army of Gummy Bears.
And a magnet which attracts candy and food and chocolate and cookies and everything.
I can imagine my first speech as President:
' I here by declare that we will make the whole world into the Purge! But keep the unicorns and cute animals alive. And the gummy bears. Yah. I dunno what else so say... WHO MADE ME PRESIDENT?! What was I saying again... How did I end up on this stage? AHHH STAGE FRIGHT! RUNNNN'
I think I should run for President... he he.
Joking.
Maybe.
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