Devil in a slime world (Kamen rider ReVice x ttigraas)

Spin-off, Hyper Battle: battle of toei ip, which is better

-some stupid ass wedding music-

sakura: sniff sniff wah... dai-chan is getting married

yukimi: crying my baby has grown up!

genta: our several attempts of babymaking thanks to my infertility weren't in vain!

y/n: YOU GOT THIS DAIJI!

y/n starts waving a flag with a bad picture of Daiji on it

vail: shut up loser

-Daiji is in his groom outfit-

sakura: mom, what's infertility?

yukimi: well... it's when the stork doesn't come to our front door!

-the bride is being escorted by george... still in his normal outfit-

-Daiji smiles, watching his bride walk down the red carpet up to his side-

bride: are you ready dear?

Daiji: yes, my love.

Hiromi: In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy spirit.

everyone in the assembly: amen.

Hiromi: Grace to you and peace from God our father and the Lord Jesus Christ.

Everyone: and with your spirit.

Hiromi: Be attentive to our prayers, O Lord, and in your kindness uphold what you have established for the increase of the human race, so that the union you have created may be kept safe by your assistance. Through our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son, who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, forever and ever.

Hiromi:

A reading from the book of Genesis 1:26-28:

Then God said:

'Let us make man in our image, after our likeness.

Let them have dominion over the fish of the sea,

the birds of the air, and the cattle,

and over all the wild animals...

-sakura starts snoring loudly-

-We timeskip to after Hiromi says all his bullshit-

Hiromi: Since it is your intention to enter the covenant of Holy Matrimony, join your right hands, and declare your consent before God and his Church.

-Daiji and the bride join their right hands-

Daiji: I, Daiji Igarashi, take you to be my wife. I promise to be faithful to you, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love you and to honor you all the days of my life.

Bride: I take you, Daiji Igarashi, to be my husband. I promise to be faithful to you, in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, to love you and to honor you all the days of my life.

Hiromi: May the Lord in his kindness strengthen the consent you have declared before the Church and graciously bring to fulfillment his blessings within you...

-timeskip once again-

Hiromi: Bless, O Lord, these rings which we bless in your name. so that those who wear them may remain entirely faithful to each other, abide in peace and in your will, and live always in mutual charity. Through Christ our Lord.

everyone: Amen.

-Hiromi sprinkles the wedding rings with cocai- holy water before handing them to Daiji and the bride-