damn bro that's crazy

chapter 3

the manor was quiet as Alfred dusted portraits and bookshelves occasionally checking the time debating if he should wake up master Bruce & young master Damian as it was nearing 10:30am master Dick & master Jayson we're currently awake doing their respective routines and master Tim needed as much sleep as he can get Alfred decided to wake them up as everyone in the Wayne family was to attend a charity ball at 7:00pm and of course Alfred wasn't about to let his hand crafted pancakes be devoured by only two of the families man children.

Alfred: master Damian-

Damian: I'm already awake pennyworth.

Alfred: then perhaps you should get out of bed, freshen up and join us for breakfast before it's erased from existence.. instead of losing a staring contest with an unblinking ceiling.

Damian: I'd rather lose to a ceiling then to bare witness Grayson pour an ungodly amount of syrup on pancakes and procced chew them without even closing his mouth.

Alfred: we have orange juice.

Damian: I'll get dressed...

after that Alfred walked to the other side of the manor glancing through window after window slightly rotating the few vases that were out of place and watering every plant on the way.

Alfred: master Bruce breakfast is ready I'd also suggest a shower since you were out late last night.

Bruce: uggh.. is it... pancake Sunday?

Alfred: indeed master Bruce, where you perhaps on batduty last night sir?

Bruce: no I was uh.. on a .. date..

all the bat kids: A DATE ?!?!

Alfred: ah master timothy I see you are awake as well?

Tim: oh I didn't sleep, BUT A DATE ?

Damian: what Wench did you seduce this time father! >:[

Jayson: CAT-WOMAN?

Bruce: no!

Dick: THE LADY AT THE BOOKSTORE?

Bruce: NO!

Alfred: perhaps you view Mr. Kent as more then your friend hmm?

Bruce: ... yes.

the batboys: (" audible shocked gasps with unique dramatic poses') SUPERMAN!!!?

CLARKS POV:

Lois: what's wrong?

Clark: nothing my ear's just ringing, so how's things with Ren going?

Lois: great we're having dinner this Tuesday at Lacy's diner.

Clark: isn't that were you guy's met and had your first date?

Lois: yep good memories love that place, so you remembered that but do you remember what doing for the daily planet tonight?

Clark: Gotham charity ball get an interview with the founder of Starman industries ask about the motivation behind the surprisingly good intentions with their company and steal as much cake as possible.

Lois: great I'm glad I didn't have to remind you and just so you know if Wayne is their I'll cover for you and you better ask for another date I neeed my ship to sail off into the ~rainbow~ sunset.

Clark: I know I know "I've been shipping your closeted ass with Bruce since you saved him as superman"

Lois: ahh yeah that was great, said he was visiting for an investment opportunity he was definitely lying.. ;/

Clark: do you know anything about the new branch for daily planet?

Lois: you mean the one in central city or Gotham~?

Clark: Gotham branch.

Lois: well they're hiring, the office has a good view and a great coffee machine

Clark: ?

Lois: sometimes a visit Ren at work and after I steal some coffee, anyways let me guess you're thinking about applying so you can hang out with Brucey boy more hmmm? (;

Clark: ...maybe.

word count 535 date 2022/12/14