(bad grammar (trying my best), trigger drug addiction or idk, drug use, more warnings that are bad in the future, I might forget some warnings, slight swearing,forgetting capital letters)
I will read it later. I dont know if It's well written. I'm so tired istg 💀 (Grammarly processed shit)
It's the same thing every morning, I get ready and make sure I got everything I need then I leave to go do my duties as a forest ranger. Today I tied my hair because I wanted to try something new. It turns out it wasn't such a bad idea! It gets less in the way and it looks nice. I was worried some hairs wouldn't fit in. Some dont but it's only the front pieces so it looks like I did it on purpose.
wandering through Avidya forest, looking for anything odd or that could endanger the forest, I roamed 10 meters beside the path to make sure not to alarm the nonexistent danger but honestly I just like walking in the wilderness even though I walked through that path hundreds of times. It's still nice, I never get tired of it and since the only real ″danger″ in the forest is dumb people endangering themselves so it's not like I'm going to suddenly get badly harmed.
There are still a lot of plants and mushrooms that aren't discovered or have not already been tasted. Some of them mutate and become unsafe to eat or to even be near. In other cases, they become edible and even gain great healing properties. Its annoying to always update my research or to fix what is disturbing the mushrooms but since I don't have anything else to do experimenting and collecting them is what I do in my free time (I'm not gonna lie I do it when I'm working too. Is it considered working? Meh I have no idea). I've come to actually like doing that.
I don't know if it's the lack of human contact but I somehow really like mushrooms. I like the different shapes, the way they react when you get close or when you pick them up, the colour variation and when two species mix and create a new one. It's really fascinating the effects they can have on a living being. It goes from a basic ingredient to complete euphoria. Talking about euphoria, there is an invasive specie called Psylocibe Azurscens. They aren't the kind of shrooms you'd give to a minor or an elderly person because they have an intense effect. That's why I collect those that are in places people usually go and hoard them.
Sometimes I experiment on those mushrooms to try and make them less invasive but I honestly have no idea how. They're so persistent I swear to fucking archons!
Walking in the forest I hear some weird moans and mumbling. The sounds come from the east side of the forest so I sprint toward the sound also making sure it's not a trap. After dashing a couple of times, I see some guy rolling in pain on the floor of the other path next to the one I was before. I approach him to see if it's as bad as he makes it seems but I soon enough realize that he wasn't moaning in pain. He's high and horny at the same time. Maybe the hornyness is a side effect but honestly, I couldn't give a shit right now because yet again some guy ate a random ass shroom without knowing if it was ″eddible″.
″Hi there I'm Tighnari, forest watcher of the Avidya forest. Can you hear me? are you able to get up?″. Of course, he's able to hear me. He's just really high and dirty from rolling on the floor.″ngh hum froresr maiden hg is that you?your loveliysne pre sense makes my heart shaver~″. Now, what kind of fucking gibberish is that? it doesn't matter I've seen worst than him but what is important right now is getting him out of the forest.
″Hey! master Tighnari! did you forget about me? weren't we supposed to clear out some areas?″
holy shit I can't believe I actually forgot about Collei. Maybe I could make her take that guy to a safe place. I really hate that part of my job.″Oh I'm sorry Collei! il have to report that tomorrow I found this guy and he's under the effect of the new invasive species and I've been developing a mixture to make the effects of that specific mushroom less extreme. minors and the elderly could die if it's too intense. Again I'm sorry but could you take him to the closest place for him to be safe?″
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