Trapped with 1D

Chapter 16 - the concert (2)

A/N: so i am fully aware that this isn't very long BUT i don't give shit because it is awesome so mehh *shrugs shoulders* also the girl who is dedicated in this chapter is *drum roll* GABBY!!! YAY we found you my crazy friend (who i have never met but heard lots about through mutal friends - okay now i sound like a stalker) annnnnnd i know when i said in chapter 14 that the gif would have some realivance to this chapter and the next and i am aware that it didn't BUT again i don't give a shit because that gif amuses me and that song is stuck in my head so if you don't like it go eat a tube of super glue or poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

Chapter 16

Fan’s P.O.V

I AM SO EXCITED I THINK I MIGHT DIE!!!!!!!! Okay the music is playing *BREATH IN* *BREATH OUT* that’s better, calm down this only the best day of your entire life.

"Hi, I am Gabby Franklin now let’s present ONE DIRECTION!" The anouncer shouted in to the microphone. The whole audience including me screamed as we tried to get closer to the stage, but we stopped when we saw that it wasn't who we expected. “WE HAVE SAID THIS ONCE AND WE WILL SAY IT AGAIN! THERE HAS BEEN AN NAME CHANGE! WE ARE NOW CALLED ONE ERECTION!” a girl screamed on the stage. In fact it was five GIRLS in huge trench coats. They all looked to be about thirteen.

"Okay?" The anouncerr said awkwardly. The whole audience was speechless as they ripped off their coats and we saw that they were wearing the boys clothing underneath. They had even managed to get their hair to look like the boys hair. ‘Harry’ waved and shouted “LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED BITCHES!”

Wow! I thought to myself as the girls went to stand around the side of the stage as the music started to play

“I TRIED PLAYING IT COOL BUT OREO WHEN I’M EATING YOU!” ‘Liam’ began, sort of singing..

“I CAN’T EVER BE BRAVE COS YOU MAKE MY MOUTH WATER!” she continued.

“FELL RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY!” ‘Harry’ continued in the same sort of singing.

“YOUR MY KRYPTONITE! YOU KEEP MAKING ME EAT! YEAH THREE PACKETS A WEEK!”

“SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH HARRY NOW! WHY DOES HE HAVE YELLOW SKINNY JEANS ON?” ‘Zayn’ sang pointing to ‘Harry’s’ skinny jeans that were actually blue.  “COS I HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!” ‘Harry’ sung back.

“YEAH WE NEED SOME OREOS!” they all sang together.

“SO GET OUT, GET OUT OF THE CUPBOARD!” they pronounce cupboard: cub – ed?

“AND FALL INTO MY MOUTH INSTEAD!”

“I DON’T, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I NEED THAT SANDWHICH!”         

“YEAH GIVE ME THAT SANDWHICH!”

“NOW I’M CLIMBING THE WALLS! BUT YOU DON’T NOTICE AT ALL! THAT I’M GOING OUT OF MY MIND! YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE ME CORDIAL!” ‘Niall’ sang happily waving around a grey drink bottle.

“SOME ONE BETTER GIVE ME NOW! THAT PACKET OF OREOS! I CRAVING PEANUT BUTTER!” ‘Louis’ sang she looked like Louis’ adopted sister hmm.

“LETS ALL SHOW THEM OUR TOES!” ‘Zayn’ sang.

“NO!” They all shouted before continuing the song.

“WE DON’T WE DON’T KNOW ALL OF THE WORDS! UNCLE SI IS GONNA KILL US!” they all sang happily. “NOT UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT THAT ONE THING IS!” ‘Niall’ sang. “THEN WE WILL ESCAPE TO NARNIA!” ‘Louis’ added.  I have to admit it actually was funny and they were imitating the boys AWESOMELY like seriously if it wasn’t for the fact that they were girls then you couldn’t tell. They all cheered and the song was cut short.

"HI, WERE THE GIRL VERSION OF ONE ERECTION BUT WE ARE WAY MORE AWESOME!" All five of them screamed in to their microphones once the music stopped. “NOW WE ARE GOING TO SING WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!” ‘Liam’ shouted. The familiar riff began to play,

“YOU’RE INSUCRE! DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR! SERIOULSY HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MI –IRROR!”

“WE NEED MAKE UP TO HIDE OUR FACE BECAUSE WE ARE WAY TOO UG-LY!”

“EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IS SCREAMING! AND NOW OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING!”

Just then One Direction’s body guard came running on to the stage and the girls paused in mid-song. “ABONDON SHIP!” ‘Louis’  yelled before falling face – first into the crowd. “EXIT STAGE LEFT!” ‘Zayn’ shouted then proceeded to run right and smack into a wall.

“YOUR OTHER LEFT YOU OLD GRANDPA!” The rest of the group screamed at the girl who seemed slightly dazed as she got back to her feet.  “I KNEW THAT!” she screamed. The other girls ran off the stage leaving ‘Louis’ crowd surfing and ‘Zayn’ standing in the centre of the stage awkwardly. Paul walked toward ‘Zayn’ with an enraged look on his face. “FREEDOM BITCHES!” ‘Louis’ screamed as she got pushed towards the door. “PLEASE SATAN LET THIS WORK!!!” ‘Zayn’ yelled then jumped into the crowd and face planted on the floor. “Aww *censored,* who put this *censored* floor here?” She complained while laying on the floor like a pancake. “WHERE THE *CENSORED* IS THAT *CENSORED* BITCH!” ‘Harry’ yelled running back on to the stage, when she spotted ‘Zayn’ she started laughing her ass off.

“DON’T MIND ME I AM JUST DYING INSIDE BITCH!” ‘Zayn’ screamed as she slowly got to her feet while clutching her nose protectively. “YOU RETARD!” somehow ‘Louis’ had reappeared beside her. What the hell just happened here? 

Liam's P.O.V

We all just stared blankly at the screen with our mouths wide open. How did the girls get our clothes anyway? And who even agreed to help them with this anyway?