A/N: HEEEEEEEEYYYY GUYS!!!! i just want to say THANK YOU!!!! seriously it is amazing how many reads we are getting :P :P so again thanks..also the gif on the side is a ponyified version of paul :D and the song is the i'm going home song until next time my fellow Narnians
Cookie is out MWAH (thats a kiss if you didn't know)
Paul's P.O.V
These girls are going to be the death of me if we keep them around. I sighed and continued to make my way out of the building and towards the bus where I told the boys to wait so we can discuss what we are going to do with these idiots.
When I opened the door the boys all looked at me, “You know, as much as they are idiots completely and utterly insane and deserve to be locked up somewhere safe, I will miss them.” Harry said. "Just take them back to Sydney," I muttered as I threw the two girls on to the lounge and walked out of the room, preparing myself for a massive headache.
“EXCUSE ME BITCH!” I heard Caitlin yell. “WE DON’T *CENSORED* LIVE IN SYDNEY!” Caitlin continued, I rolled my eyes knowing exactly where this was going. “Then where do you live?” Niall asked innocently. “NARNIA BITCHES!” Courtney screamed REALLY loudly.
"Just take them to Sydney," I sighed before walking off the bus and away from the two lunatics.
Harry’s P.O.V
“WE ARE COMING HOMEEEE! OH OH OHHH!” Courtney ran around singing a song that sounded suspiciously like a horrible histories song, not that I would know because I don’t watch horrible histories, at all.
"What are you going on about woman?" Caitlin asked lazily from the lounge. Courtney just stared at her like a moron before turning towards me with an innocent look on her face; but I think by now I would learn that this face means nothing other than trouble. “You know, horrible histories?” Courtney said rolling her eyes. Caitlin shook her head. Courtney screamed and began to sing:
It was the summer of 793
When we sailed across the Great North Sea
Comets crossed the skies that night
Must have known something wasn't right
We arrived upon your English shore
And you offered friendship
But we wanted more
Yeah, so much more
Caitlin smiled. “I KNOW THAT SONG!” she then proceeded to join in.
We're tearing up this place tonight
Literally!
We're gonna set this sleepy town alight
Literally!
We'll kill and steal and burn and drink
'Cause us vikings don't care what you think
Woah oh oh!
Let me in, won't you please
We're here to raid your monasteries
We're primed and ready to attack
And we love how monks just don't fight back
You'll die or become a slave to me
Though our slaves often end up in the sea
If the boat's heavy! Yeah, yeah!
You're gonna lose your head, my friend
Literally!
We're gonna getcha in the end
Literally!
YOU ARE READING
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