A Guide To Life : For The Awkward

chapter one

1. Don't be the person who charges their phone in class.

2. Know the weather. Don't go to school with shorts when its snowing.

3. Don't pretend your not hurt. Pain is normal, if you don't feel pain, your probably an alien or something.

4. If you fall asleep in class, just pretend you were praying and say 'amen'.

5. Do what YOU want for your birthday. No one cares if your friend wants to go bowling.

6. Before going to sleep, read a page of a non fiction book so you have something to think about.

7. Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself.

8. Don't kill bugs. They could be part of the Illuminati, we don't know.

9. Its perfectly okay to involve Illuminati in all of your conversations. Let's be honest, its not a talk worth while unless it includes triangles. (Don don don don don doonnnnn)

10. If you make a stupid joke, just pretend it was sarcastic.

11. Read the whole series of a book. Don't just read the first one and quit.

12. If your not tall enough for a ride at an amusement park, find a random adult and pretend your with them.

13. Wake up early and take long showers.

14. If its hard for you to wake up, just set about 50 alarms one minute apart.

15. If you see a mess clean it up. (I'm such a hypocrite.)

16. If you call someone from one of those old school phones, push 9 first.

17. Take one day a week and do something outside for a while. (Your fandom will be okay without you.)

18. Have a couple friends in your fandom. You'll always have stuff to talk about.

19. Watch some form of anime just to see if you like it.

20. Surprise someone with a gift now and then.

21. If you know what you want to do in life, start now.

22. If you prank call someone push *67 so they can't call you back.

23. If its raining, open a window and listen.

24. Learn to sing or play some kind of instrument.

25. Always put your friends problems over yours.

26. Its okay to have stuffed animals. I have about 200 stuffed whales.

27. Learn the names of the planets.

1. Earth

2. America

3. Wait hold on

4. America is a state right?

5. Nope. Still wrong.

28. Give someone a hug once a day.

29. Be grateful for what you have.

30. Buy nice headphones and shoes because apparently that's all that maters. AM I COOL NOW MOM?!?!

31. Stand up for someone even if you don't know them.

32. Have a small bag of coins to give to homeless people.

33. Make friends that would ride a bike with you, not a limo.

34. Show your friend you care about them by CONSTANTLY SPAMMING THEIR KIK

35. Don't pretend you like something that you don't.

36. Make a tumblr.