Star & Basil 'The Two Friends"

The Homos

   CW: cursing, kys jokes, sexual activity mentions, they/them pronouns/j
    🌿= Basils speech tag
    ⭐= Stars speech tag

  Morning rises and so does the two homosexuals.
  What a great time to be alive, maybe, i don't  know, there's always a war going on in the kingdoms.
Anyways,
We have Basil struggling to put on socks cause he's taller than the damn door frame. And Star struggled to have good posture so they built like a shrimp.
Anyway on to the good parts.
 
🌿: STARRR!!!
⭐: Piss off turd.
🌿: Ew i'm not gonna piss.
⭐: The urge to shove my lamp up your ass is unbearable right now.
🌿: Shut up, anyways, i want new plants.
⭐:Okay? get out then.
🌿: I need money.
⭐: OKAY? GET A DAMN JOB?
🌿: fuck you.

  Besties fr.
Anyways, Basil was now the one who wanted to shove a lamp up the ass now, but Star was right, he needs a damn job.
  Yelling and more yelling, over damn plants.
For like 10 minutes.

⭐: If I give you money, will you shut up?
🌿: Literally the point.
⭐: Alright, 30 money.
🌿: Yay.
⭐:....
🌿:....
⭐: YOU CAN FUCK OFF NOW.

  30 money, literally like 90% of Stars money
(Broke ass bitch)
  Anyways, away Basil goes, Star could never be happier.
  But they were bored themselves, hmm what options do they have?
Let us pick from la jar of random stuff to do
    *Play with Dog.
    *Buy something for your boyfriend for once
    *Study astronomy
    *Kill yourself (this is a joke)
    *Clean
    *Masterbate
MASTERBATE?! BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.
(Time skip)

Star picked buy something for their boyfriend. THEY DID NOT CHOOSE LAST ONE.
Anyways,
  Basil has not come back for like an hour, which was obviously concerning, cause he hates being alone and would never stay out that long unless he was kidnapped.
  Which was Stars dream.

🌿: Hello
⭐: Kill yourself.
🌿: I JUST CAME IN AT LEAST WELCOME ME?
⭐: Hello, welcome back.
🌿: Hi
⭐: Kill yourself now.
🌿: Fuck you.

  Star loves saying that.

(Too lazy to Finish)