lord heavens im ascending.

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  CW:Cursing, sexual mentions/?, transgender mf and they/them pronouns/j

🌿:Basil text mark
⭐:Star text mark






We have two great friends, and they are definitely going to have a good time.

🌿: Hey, Star bar mars.
⭐:Do you wanna have a bad time? (Undertale reference??😱)
🌿:I tried rhyming your name.
⭐:Ok Valerie otherly battery.
🌿: Oh.
⭐: Exactly, suck my non-existent balls GET OUT.

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, anyways, Basil went to get some, idfk huge cutout of kel maybe so he can kiss it then maybe it'll remind him he has no bitches.
They should have bonding time like mother to son or fuckin father to son idfk genderfluidness, anyways back to the good parts.

🌿:Star.
⭐:No.
🌿:Star.
⭐:No.
🌿 Star.
⭐:What you want.
🌿:Can you help me plant new flowers and plants pls.
⭐:Shove the seeds up your ass, im busy.
🌿:Ew. Just help me pls.
⭐:Okay homo.

Omg its happening they bonding, let us have celebration, anyways, everyone loves flowers! They make the area look nice, they smell like the heavens, and uhh, they cool.
Ye.
And now to check up on these homos.

🌿:Hey hey.
⭐:If your gonna shove a shovel up my ass, please do it now.
🌿:CHIRST HELL NO.
⭐: Thank the lords.
🌿: Shut up pagan mf.
⭐: Discrimination.
🌿:Fuck off, anyways how the flowers and plants.
⭐:Unborn.
🌿:Oh.

Unborn. Who uses that to discribe a plant seed. Ew.
Now we can see that they have not bonded as expected lmao, not new, i wonder when they're gonna fight tho.

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12/26/22
4:17 AM

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