Side chapter 2:lie detector

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Y/n:remind me again, why you two here?

We see adult Y/n, Issei and Kazuma sitting on dinners table at Neptune's house

Issei:boys night

Kazuma:and tonight we play "lie detector"

Y/n:lie detector? It's a kid's game, I'm not playing this

Issei:it's not a kid's game, look, read it *show the box* it's fun for all ages

Kazuma:we're all ages, dude

Y/n:you think that thing actually works?

Kazuma:who cares, dude, you got scared or something, you're tryna hide something from us?

Y/n:I know....I know....still, I'm not gonna play this game

Issei:*smirk*are you afraid of a little bit of lie detector game?

Y/n:No, no, no, no

Kazuma:look, it's this or twister or strip poker, dude

Issei:what's with you getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games

Y/n:No, no, no ways

Issei:yes, yes, yes

Y/n:no, I'm not going to play this-

Issei:yes "we" gonna play this

Y/n:nope, na ah

Kazuma:yes, yes we are

Y/n:listen, I'm not gonna play this games-

Scene change to Y/n with blank face and bowl on his head. Kazuma and Issei just smirking also with bowl on their head

Issei:all right?....okay *ahem* place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...

Kazuma:oh ho, this gonna be fun

Issei:sounds fine

Y/n:whatever. Just go

Issei:okay, I'll go first

Issei:*pick up card* Y/n. Did you cry during the Titanic?

Y/n:*raise eyebrow* absolutely not

*BEEP*

Issei:pfft!-

Kazuma:haha!

Issei:you cried during the Titanic

Kazuma:look at all of this secrets poking out of his pants. Hahaha!

Y/n:this thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work

*BEEP*

Issei:*smirk*hmm

Y/n:it was like 5 years ago

*BEEP*

Y/n:3 years ago

*BEEP*

Y/n:1 years ago

*BEEP*

Y/n:4 days ago!

*DING*

Y/n:whatever. I cry with Neptune and Alice anyway

Y/n:*pick up card* Issei. Do you still wet the bed?

Kazuma:ohh, do you?

Issei:*smile*what with that question? No

*BEEP*

Y/n:ohhh!

Kazuma:yoo! Oh my Nika!

Issei:I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition

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