Inanimate insanity: falling for you cheese x reader

1: Icebreaker?

(O/n) point of view
Wow! I can't believe I got accepted into Inanimate Insanity! I've heard about their little competition and I've always wanted to compete! About 2 years ago I saw their finale and I wasn't surprised that OJ won! I honestly felt happy. Anyways, Now I'm on a plane with strange objects that I have never met before.

One looked like a test tube. It could be something else though, but I'm certain that it is a test tube. Sounded like a she. I always wondered what was in that tube of hers... could be glow in the dark paint.

One...er.. two? I don't know..? Well, they were cherries. They had an energetic personality. One talked and one was silent. Occasionally they conversed with one another but sometimes one would start talking and vice versa. Honestly creepy.

One was a bottle of what appears to be soap, hence why a lot of cleaning supplies are neatly under her seat. She was conversing with another object that looked like a microphone. The microphone looked like your any other microphone. She was gray and she has a power button on her chest. Interesting.

One was...just sneezing a lot. I think his name was tissues. He was a blue-green(?) box with obviously tissues. Poor guy looked like he had it for ages. The soap object kept on giving the poor guy death glares.

Another one looked like a fan. A red, paper, fan. This object appears to be on his laptop right now. He keeps on mentioning something about his "blog."

And this object... he just... he just wouldn't shut up. He was a block of cheese and he kept on making horrible puns and jokes and whenever he heard or made one, he would do that annoying slap on the knee...

One was just enjoying life. I think the objects name was suitcase. This suitcase looked like any other suitcase. The most notable feature was the gold-like strap on it. Sounded like a sweet person.

And-wait, do I hear fighting? Oh yeah, that's probably yin-yang. One half fights, one half is peaceful. They keep on getting in constant fights and I just...Why can't there be any normal objects on this plane? Ugh.. I swear I'm gonna-

"Hey nerds! Shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep over here?!"

We all looked over at who said that, and holy Jesus. I knew he was going to be trouble..

This guy looked like an award trophy. He was a golden trophy with a rather hourglass figure. His head was rather hollow with a circular hole. His handles extended from his head to his middle. His most notable featured was the three stripes he had. One above and below his middle, and one on his bottom.

Well, I'll make sure to avoid this guy as much as possible. Just then, the guy operating the plane literally jumped out of the plane, leaving us on an abandoned and flightless plane. HOLY MOTHER OF MOZZARELLA, WE ARE ON AN UNSUPERVISED PLANE!

"What's going on?" The red fan said. "It appears that the plane is unsupervised! This plane is going to crash soon!!" Test tube said. "I'll add this to my blog!" Fan said. "We're going to die! Oh no! HAHAHA IM SO...GLAD! WEEEEE!" Yin-yang said. "Stop acting immature and stay calm." I stated. "NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR COMMENT!" Yin-yang said. Just then, the seats disappear and we are all sliding as the plane tilts.

"Oh Jeebweezer! What's happening?" Test tube said. "I don't know, but I hope we don't land dirty!" Soap said. "Haha! Get it?" That annoying block of cheese slapped his knee. In a crisis like this? I slapped that guy. "Would you honestly shut up? Jesus."

We then crashed into an orange building. It was at an insanely high speed, so I landed on someone. And that someone was the trophy I mentioned. We just stared at each other. I couldn't take my eyes off of him. Something about him was interesting. "Hey nerd. Would you stop looking at me?" He said harshly. "sorry." I got off of him. I kinda got a little flustered from this. Just then, I could hear the faint sound of shattering glass before the planes floor opened and we were falling.