Inanimate insanity: falling for you cheese x reader

10: cooking for the grater good

Trophy point of view (didn't expect that didn't ya?)

I woke up to a warm presence only to see that i realized where i was sleeping last night. I slowly left the bed and tiptoed out of the room without waling them, and left the hotel to find knife. I found Knife and smiled.

3rd person view

Knife was feeding grapes to Trophy. "Mmm. Lovin' these grapes, Knife. Say, Knife, how do you say "grapes" in español?"

Knife threw the grapes away "Oh, shut up." "I don't think that's how it's pronounced and I'm getting to hot. Turn up the ventilation will ya'?"

Knife whips out Fan and starts fanning Trophy "Put me down, please?"

"Ugh, fine!" Knife tosses Fan in the air. Trophy said "Up-bup-bup-bup-bup. No. Keep fanning."

Knife catches Fan when he falls back down and begins to fan again. "I'm getting dizzy..."

Knife drops Fan after he remembered what Trophy said to (O/n) "No."

Fan gasped in shock "What a suspenseful twist!" He grabs random popcorn and starts eating it.
"Excuse me?"

Knife said "I. Said. No! Show everyone the stupid picture! I don't even care. But I will care what you said to (O/n)!"

Fan asked "What picture? What did he say?"

Trophy takes out the picture "Oh, you'll see. And don't even think about what I said about them."

Knife shouted "Wait!"
Trophy laughed "Ha! I knew you were chicken."

Knife said "No, I just wanted to say that you have grape juice on your chin."

Trophy said "Oh." He brushes away juice "Thanks. Now..." He walks towards other team members, and whistles "Hey, losers! Get over here."

Baseball asked "Can you please get over your giant ego for a second and not address us that way?"

Trophy said "My ego isn't as giant as you, fatty."

Baseball yelled "I'm not-"

Trophy was holding the picture behind his back "Anyway, I want you all to discover that the Knife you all know and love-"

"Love?" Nickel asked

Trophy finished "-isn't what he seems. Warning: You may die of laughter. If you can't resist the urge to laugh, you may wanna leave." "Darn! See ya, guys."

Cheesy walks away. Trophy said "Alright, here it goes..." He shows the picture "Knife is a girly, doll-obsessed freak!"

All the Season II newcomers laugh, except for (O/n), Apple, and baseball.

Baseball said "Honestly. I don't care." (O/n) said "Same. He told me a while ago. I'm also processing what he said. About you."

"What did he say?" Soap asked.

(O/n) then explained everything. Making everyone gasp. "What?" "He actually said that?" "Oh that's way out of line!"

Trophy asked "Are you serious? You actually support this?"

Baseball asked "Don't you remember Idiotic Island, that big cage we were locked up in last season when we were all voted off?"

(O/n) said "Oh yeah I remember that."
Trophy shouted "What does that have to do with anything?!"

(O/n) said "He had it in Idiotic Island. It was his hobby. Something to do. Baseball had a book, Nickel had his rubber ball, everyone had something to keep them busy in there. Well, uh, except Paper, but he went crazy and tried to kill everyone during season 1. Is that what you want? Do you want Knife to go rabid and kill us all?!"