Inanimate insanity: falling for you cheese x reader

5: Marsh on Mars.

(O/N) point of view

"Hey, bright lights! Your dull performance last episode has caused you to be up for elimination. Everyone ready?" Mephone announced. "Hmm well I actually had a question about...Um..." Paintbrush didn't remember? I always wonder what that painting utensil was thinking about. "Yes?" Mephone questioned.  "Uuuh..Darn it, I forgot." Paintbrush replied. "Oh, bummer! I really wanted to hear that question. Oh well, let's see, who will be first to go home this season?" Mephone said. Wow mephone just disregard paintbrush lmfao. "WAIT, I REMEMBER!!!!-" "So, I want to introduce you guys to our newest cast member." Mephone announced.

I walked over to the stair case where the elimination place is. I figured I would start interacting with people other than trophy, but I fear that they might not like me.  I jumped up to one of the stairs and sat down. I looked up at the clouds in the sky and leaned my head against something. I didn't know what it was, but eh resting is resting. As I was dozing off, my mind went from the subject of clouds to..."What am I thinking??" I said out loud.  "So, mind telling me why I saw you with trophy?" Knife questioned. "EEP!" I jumped up and turned around and sure as hell, knife was sitting on the stairs. "Uh....um....well...uh...you see. I-Uh-err..." I couldn't form the words. "My suspicious were correct after all. You like him, don't you?" Knife remarked.  "W-what?! Pssh...NEVER! AHAHAHhahahahaha...." As I said that I started to process after what I did with trophy. I enjoyed his company and it seems like he enjoyed mine. I never actually had a friend like him before. "W-well...uh.... yeah..?...please don't mention this to anyone...please..?" I asked. "...sure." Knife replied.  Knife jumped off the stairs and walked away.

I scoffed and all of the sudden, I got pushed off and landed on the grass. I looked up and sure as hell, the bright lights were all there. "O/N, I did not permit you to leave the calm down corner." Lightbulb said.  "Oh **** off." I replied. I had to censor myself because I knew this moment was being filmed. I'm just going to stay here and watch the elimination.

"MISTAH PHONE!" Toilet screamed. Jesus when can that guy catch a break? "Hey... could you go get me some uh, some wires?" Mephone asked.  "Sure thing, mistah phone!" Toilet...ran? Uh...anyways toilet was nowhere to be seen. "Works like a charm. Anyway, we got prizes. And you know, if you are safe, you'll get a prize and this month's prizes are oatmeal raisin cookies!" Mephone announced. EW! OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES?! WHO EVEN LIKES THOSE?! "Sir, I'm sorry but according to the latest poll, 0% of the population like oatmeal raisin. I suggest you not make that decision again." Who is this guy? Where did he come from? I'm confused. But he does have a point nobody likes oatmeal raisin cookies. "What? Oatmeal?" Fan said. He sounded disgusted lmfao.  "Raisins? Ugh! Gross!" Paintbrush said. Relatable...

"Uh...I kinda like oatmeal raisin..." What...?
I looked at her with the most disgusted face I could ever make. "Wait, what are you guys looking at?" Lightbulb questioned. Oh great haha very funny lightbulb. "Gwuys! Oatmeal raisin is the reason for global warming! GWUYS!" Tissues said. Tissues promptly flopped on the stairs. "True, anyway, the following people are safe: Paintbrush (88), Lightbulb (122), and Fan (139)." Mephone announced.  Mephone then threw the (disgusting) cookies at the safe contestants. Lightbulb then.... ew. Lightbulb ate the oatmeal raisin cookie and that kinda made paintbrush cringe.  "Mmm, I love that oatmealy raisiny taste!" Gross lightbulb.

"So was Marshmallow (162)." Mephone threw the oatmeal raisin cookie at the empty seat. "Wait, what the-?" Mephone asked. "Mephone, (O/N) sent marshmallow to SPACE!" Apple said.  SERIOUSLY?! APPLE STILL BELIEVES I DID THAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! "Wow, she landed all the way on Mars!" The right cherry said. Pfft like you know cherries because YOU WERE THE ONES THAT SENT HER TO SPACE!!! "Yikes!" The left cherry said. "Do you guys even realize how serious this is?" Mephone said, sounding concerned? "Pff, more serious than oatmeal raisin?" Paintbrush remarked.  Heard that paintbrush was an artist like me! I should draw with...her? Hi-OH! WAIT! PAINTBRUSH MUST USE THEY/THEM LIKE ME! Hehe! "Marshmallow's in SPACE!" Mephone exclaimed. "Yeah guys, if you studied object anatomy, you would know that the objects die within an hour of being out of our atmosphere." Test tube said.  Test tube really is a natural huh? "Yeah, but if she dies out of orbit, I won't be able to bring her back." "Seems logical." "Well, our viewers are more important, honestly. So let's do the elimination first." WHAT THE HELL MEPHONE.