[Luigis pov]
It was a sunny stormy humpty dumpty day and I was sitting on the ultra legendary block of cheese and thinking about my day. bowser came and accidentally bit my ass while trying to bite the cheese (it was mozzarella btw)
"OOOOWWWW" I shrieked "I'm sooo sooo sorry but your ass is magicaly delicious 😋 " he licked his lips and starred at me. then he went in for another taste "bitch what the fuck is your crusty dusty goofy rat asseating bitch ass crusty lizard looking ass doing " I screamed running away as fast as I could
[Bowsers pov]
I saw a beautiful block of cheese and I went to go taste a bit but I accidentally ate a wonderful block of ass the ass belonged to Luigi he screamed at me and I told him I thought it was magicaly delicious and then I tried to taste his sticky sock that goes on his dick and he thought I was tryna eat his ass cheeks again and he screamed at me 🧦🍆⚪️
