One Day Alexi Was Walking To Her Job When She Was Grabbed From Behind And Choked Until She Fainted. Her Kidnapper Then Took Two Knives (Spoons) And Gouged Her Eyeballs Out Of Her Head. Alexi Died From Bloodloss And Crashing Continuosly Into A Brick Wall. The Paramedics Took Her To The Morgue To Be Examined. There They Had A Grisly Horrible Hour. After Alexi Was Taken Into The Morgue The Doctors Assistant Asked "Doctor, How Did She Die?" The Doctor Replied "Her Eyes Were Gouged Out With Spoons. Alexi, Of Course Being Dead Shouldn't Be Able To Move. But She Defies Natures Laws When She Sat Up And Screamed "ITS A KNIFE!!!!" She Had Been Taught These Weird Names For The Kitchen Utensils. They Were As Following:
Spoon=Knife
Fork=Spoon
Knife=Fork
No One Knows Why She Was Taught This Way But She Was. Anyways After She Sat Up And Screamed, She Stood Up And Walked Out The Door With Spoons Sticking Out From Her Eyes. "Narrator?" Yes Alexi? "THEY ARE KNIVES. GET IT RIGHT." Ok Ok Alexi There Knives! Anyways She Went And Used The "Knives" To Kill Everyone In Town.
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