(In France...)
"JEFFFFFFFF"
"WHAT IS IT COUSIN TIMMY"
"FLORIDA SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN"
"WHO CARES"
"WELL AJR WAS SUPPOSED TO PERFORM THERE"
"SO HOW DO WE UNSINK FLORIDA!?!??"
"WATER MAGNETS"
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Meanwhile, in Ohio...
(Rutilda's POV)
The hungry games have begun.
Don't worry, it's just some chicken nuggets wrestling on live TV.
"GO TEAM MCDONALDS!!!!"
"LETS GO WENDY'S"
"CHICK-FIL-A FOREVER!!!"
As the teams wrestled, a much stronger competitor ascended from the audience. The chicken nugget stepped into the boxing ring, only to be revealed not a little nugget at all. It was...
"THE ALMIGHTY FIGHTER, KFC!!!"
The audience burst into cheers, and so did I. I didn't care that it was 3AM, and I was buried under a mountain of pillows and explosives.
The hungry games of 2069 were over.
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(Back in France)
(3rd person POV)
Jeff had finally done it.
Using only his math textbook called "Math Is Fun!" from kindergarten and his phone, with only Among Us downloaded, he built a creation that could save Florida. He just had to find out how.
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WUT
RandomA poorly written story about AJR, rubber ducks, aliens, and some other... freaky stuff. EDIT FROM JULY 2024: This fanfic will probably not continue, srry :(
