Student: What are taxes?
Teacher: we'll help you with that later in life lol.
Also teacher: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Exams: if you have 18 apples and you get and appointment on Wednesday, how many cats are there on Earth? Please answer with the angle of the Sun's rays on Uruguay. Find the mass of Pluto.
What the teacher teaches you: triangles have three sides.
School: We teach the children everything they need to know.
Also Schools: the area of the square is one of its sides squared.
I don't know how to do well in life, but at least I learned the area of a circle!
I don't know why people learn Latin when they don't think of using it or try to learn a new language...
Teachers: 2 + 2 = fish
Homework: if a spider has 20 legs and Jonathan has 80 apples what do cats wear?
Tests: calculate the mass of Uranus if the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Exams: if the dog has three legs and your mother made 20 pies, what are all the digits of pi?
You know how you're like, really good at a subject, but you hate it, or when you really love a subject, but you suck at it?
