Demon slayer x Male reader

Special Chapter: bumpkins learn about Christmas

Old narrator:tus was the holiday to be jolly as the brave soldiers of the Demon Slayer Corps finally had a moment of piece-

The fourth wall gets kicked down showing an old man in a recording studio

(A/n)"I FOUND YOU, YOU DAMN BASTARD!!! NARRATING EVERY CHRISTMAS MOVIE OLD MAN NARRATOR!!! SALEM GET HIS LEGS!!!"

Salem"right!"

Old Narrator"WAIT WAIT!!!"

Salem helps the Author grab the old man and put him in the trunk as he kicks the car down a cliff

(A/n)"anyways. Here's a story involving  Tanjiro, Inosuke and (Y/n) finding out what Christmas is"

Salem"I'll return back to the RWBY that was scrapped"

Take 2

It was winter now as everyone rested in the butterfly estate since barely any missions came up. The sun was blocked off by the cloudy sky everyday so it was ok for Rachnera, Ume, Gyutaro and Nezuko to come outside during the day. But there was a more important matter

Zenitsu"what do you mean none of you know what Christmas is?"

Tanjiro"my family hasn't heard of it"

Nezuko"mmmf"

Inosuke"is it some type of meal?"

(Y/n)"are we supposed to know what that is?"

Zenitsu"it would make sense for Inosuke to not know. But even you two?"

Rachnera, Gyutaro, Nuzama and Ume walked into the room sitting down with them

Rachnera"what are you guys talking about?"

Zenitsu"turns out these three don't know what Christmas is"

Rachnera"you don't know?"

Tanjiro"never heard of it. Probably because my family is busy giving out coal this time of the year"

Nezuko nodded her head in agreement

Ume"me and brother have seen people mention it a lot in the Red Light District"

Gyutaro"it's that time of year when it snows and you give out something, right?"

Gyutaro scartched his head thinking about it while (Y/n) realized and put his fist on his hand

(Y/n)"oh! I remember! It always happens year round when I use to be held up in a cell under the household I was in before I met Miyamoto-san. The woman of the household use to beat me every year brutally and spit on me afterwards saying "thanks for the gift of me beating your useless ass once more you piece of shit" that's it right?"

Zenitsu". . . ."

Tanjiro". . . ."

Nezuko". . . ."

Rachnera". . . ."

Gyutaro". . . ."

Ume". . . ."

Nuzama". . . ."

Inosuke". . .is that what Christmas is?"

The all had a dark look on their face from hearing what he said before Nuzama grabbed him and laid (Y/n)'s head on her soft breasts stroking his hair softly and caringly

Nuzama"don't worry. They won't hurt you anymore"

(Y/n)"huh? Is that not it?"

Everyone"no"

Gyutaro"Christ what fuc-"

Tanjiro"ahem!"

Gyutaro"er.. what messed up childhood did you even have?"