Muzan oneshots

Black roses: Muzan x gender neutral demon

A/n: This is inspired by an audio made by Anigomi on youtube, all credits to them, and spoilers for season 2, so be warned!

You hum while eating a human body. Then you suddenly feel your lord's precence near you, you quickly bow down. "So, this is where you've been hiding. Lovely to see you again, darling." Your cheeks turn a bit red at his words. "It's certainly been a while, hasn't it?" You look shocked at him.

"What is with that shocked expression?" He questions while crossing his arms. "Surely you didn't think I just up and forgotten about you." He raises his eyebrow at you. "Oh on the contrary." He smirks. "You seem to have caught my attention once again." He hums while looking at your bowing posture.

"Oh my my." He chants while looking at the dead corpses behind you. "Look at the mess you've made." He murmers. "And in such a short time too." He smiles happily, proud of your succes. "So much carnage in a single night. To think you were a human little over a decade ago." You stay quiet, not knowing what to say at his words.

"I'm pleased that my faith in you was not misplaced." You give a quick nod, then you look at his hand. "Master, is that something for me?" You ask softly. "That's right, I've brought something for you." He smiles. "There's a demon that specializes in growing deadly flowers and had created a black rose bush at my request." He hums, holding the black roses in front of you.

"It wasn't my first request, but unfortunately he was unable to recreate what I truly desired." He sighs softly. "So I had to settle. I thought you'd like a bouquet of these roses, after all they don't grow naturally anywhere else." He smiles proudly. "Thank you, Muzan-sama." You bow your head.

"I think if you wore them, they'd bring out the color in your eyes." You blush at the compliment and give a quick nod. "Thank you again, master." Muzan smiles. "I'm happy to hear. Come, bring your meal over here." You nod and grab a few corpses with the shadows over them before walking to your master.

"I'll lace a few of these extra blossoms into your hair while we chat. Doesn't that sound lovely?" Muzan smiles as you give him a nod. "Your hair has changed a bit since the last time I'd seen you." You blush softly. "I suppose I decided that it was time for something new." You murmer. "I don't particularly mind nor do I have a preference." You nod as he puts a flower in your hair.

"Do you know what's fascinating about these flowers?" You shake your head no at the smaller demon. "The blossoms themselves are fine but brew the petals into tea and you get a deadly poison." You smile softly, since you really liked to poison your victims, it was much easier than fighting them to the death.

Muzan puts a hand on your cheek. "Only one petal is needed, which can be as lethal to those weak humans as wisteria is to our kind." You nod as you lean in his touch, he has soft hands not gonna lie. Muzan smiles. "And I made sure to grab quite a few." You smile again, making Muzan chuckle. "Thank you, Muzan-sama!" He chuckles again. "You're very welcome my darling."

You blush at the name. THE Muzan Kibutsuji called you 'darling' and you were sure you'd faint. "That said, there is something I must discuss with you." You raise an eyebrow. "What could it be, Muzan-sama?" You ask. "You might be aware that we lost Daki and Gyutaro to a hashira not too long." You nod at that with a sad face, you and Daki had gotten pretty close and were like besties.

"A shame really. They had taken down seven before this." Muzan hisses. "So I thought they could have handled it no problem. He was joined by the child with hanafuda earrings along with two other young slayers." You give a soft nod. "If they had somehow managed to survive without killing that hashira," Muzan breathes in to calm down. "Prehaps I would have been a bit more merciful with their punishment."

He scoffs again. "But they weren't even able to take down one of them." Muzan sighs softly and you gulp, where was this going? "I gave them one task and they failed miserably." Muzan then growls like a feral dog.